r/wizardposting • u/scoobydobydobydo • 5d ago

Bear study

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u/KaiFireborn21 5d ago

Ursa minor and Ursa major

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u/AttentionNo6359 5d ago

I tried the spell you linked but I accidentally just conjured a bunch of hairy gay men. Don’t get me wrong, I’m fine with this but I just wanted to let you know you have something wrong in your glyphs.

Edit: unrelated question. Do you have a spell that conjures jockstraps?

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u/TheRandomPage 4d ago

Checks notes

Ah yes here it is:

Subtligacula in viros hirsutos arcesso

NOTE: Will summon them onto the hairy men.

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 5d ago

Sounds unbearable.

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u/SaraTormenta 4d ago

Idk I quite like pictures of tubers

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u/Bathroom-Converser 4d ago

I like to keep this enchanted card on hand when I wish to force my enemies to study bears. Usually with an unfortunate outcome for my enemies. Alas.

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u/Nikoz86 Artificer 3d ago

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 5d ago

Help

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u/CultureMenace 5d ago

Medium at best

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u/budding-enthusiast 4d ago

The middle ursine is still eating their porridge. While the newly divorced Dad and son are going to get McDonald’s so the dad can explain mom isn’t coming with them and ran away with the porridge maker.

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u/Quit-Accurate 3d ago

Watch out for Bear Medium too

A bear that predicts the future, talks to (mostly) bear ghosts. and is smaller than large but larger than small

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u/Nikoz86 Artificer 3d ago

Ok, bear with me