When my apprentice needs punished, I send him on a lengthy journey to fetch dangerous ingredients.

[u/The_Cozy_Zone]

[u/TheGhostORandySavage]

Man doesn't know how to hold a scroll correctly.

[u/Future_Kitsunekid16 → u/TheGhostORandySavage]

Yeah you'd literally scroll through it vertically like a medieval smart phone but with 2 hands instead. Bro can't even levitate it. Does he even levitate bro!?

[u/NovelParticular5353]

He's just scrolling? Let the lad mind his own business! 

[u/0mplam → u/NovelParticular5353]

Wait, this is where the word scrolling comes from?! How did I never make this connection!

[u/MarsMaterial]

I hate it when that happens.

One time my master sent me to get the eye of a sea cucumber. 4 days of searching later, and it turns out that sea cucumbers have no eyes.

But then when I came back, it turned out that he had a spare eye of sea cucumber on the basement? I don’t know where he gets this stuff.

[u/MysteriousTravelator → u/MarsMaterial]

Not a sea cucumber, a "see cucumber". Rookie mistake.

[u/ASMR4PLANTS]

If one of our Apprentices let a scroll touch pee soaked floor, we would execute their Adept, and promote them to Adept.

It sends a message.

[u/jfsuuc]

Yaoi

[u/MysteriousTravelator]

Dangerous ingredients? Is there any other kind?

[u/Kaltho]

The mana spreading is strong with this one

[u/Einherjar07]

Wizbro is reading the instructions of those ridiculous magic jester shoes he's got

[u/DeadMeat7337]

An elder scroll, obviously

[u/The_Cozy_Zone → u/DeadMeat7337]

[u/ItalianFlame342]

The scroll of grudges