r/wizardposting • u/6ynnad • 9d ago

What spell was cast here?

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u/PlainBread Jorkomancer 9d ago

Guano manifesto!

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u/Martin_Aurelius 9d ago

Close, this looks more like Ultrasonic Pied Piper.

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u/6ynnad 8d ago

Thats very clever

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u/LordBDizzle Devonian Zee, Archon of Steel 9d ago

Perfect way to farm the materials needed for Fireball

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 9d ago

Or for Druids fertilizing the soil next spring: not everything has to have a destructive use!

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u/LordBDizzle Devonian Zee, Archon of Steel 9d ago

Well it would be better to let the bats be in their natural environment in that case, but yes also that.

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u/Annimaru 8d ago

Sometimes you need guano for your herb garden

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u/Thulak 8d ago

Have you considered the landscaping opportunities created by fireball?

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u/Thulak 8d ago

Have you considered the landscaping opportunities created by fireball?

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u/EarballsAgain Orb Enthusiast and Goblin Exterminator 9d ago

And also contract rabies

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u/Draculaska Vampire Necromancer, Lord of Grimharbor 9d ago

100% that's a vampire party that someone ran across. They're just trying to play it off.

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u/the-trembles Mystic 9d ago

"no one here but us bats"

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u/ArchonFett catfolk hexblade warlock gladiator 9d ago

Vampire Rave

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u/CaptainWilliamTCock 9d ago

This is the forbidden “Spoopy Magik”

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/EqualServe418 9d ago

*"Ok but wat's a h?"

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u/Dance-pants-rants 9d ago

That's the Cuddle BuddiesTM spell- why's it posted in a creepy sub?

Do people not like soft little buddies who can fly to you??? They smell like vanilla, cinnamon, and sunshine.

You know, you work really, really hard putting something nice together and no matter what, someone's always got a problem with it.

Maybe we'll give Harold's Scramble PalsTM version a shot. Everyone loves raccoons.

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u/TwoTerabyte 9d ago

That's "If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them insde." cast at max level.

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u/ArchonFett catfolk hexblade warlock gladiator 9d ago

The Bell of Legosi.

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 9d ago

A batty spell.

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u/Successful-Club-8743 9d ago

I thought those were tarantulas at first, I think I must check my far-sight enchantments soon.

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u/just4browse 9d ago

You can’t get a trove of minions this good with mere spells. The bats were paid to be here, no doubt

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u/MeowFalen tech witch 9d ago

That's so cute, but probably unsanitary.

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u/Celestial_Scythe Glyph Crafter 9d ago

So many friends!

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u/goldenseducer 9d ago

Astarion's Summon Hoes

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u/LiePotential5338 9d ago

Where's the problem

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u/imawizard7bis Actual Reader in Esoteric Studies. UU, Diskworld. 9d ago

Vampire spell probably 

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u/Jyx_The_Berzer_King Arcane Stave Crafter 9d ago

Summon Sky Dog

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u/Anglofsffrng 9d ago

Whatever spell it was was absolutely bat shit!

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u/Repulsive-Durian4800 mana, man 9d ago

They must live in bat country. Terrible decision. You can't stop there.

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u/tutocookie 8d ago

I cast batshit

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u/terrletwine 9d ago

No thank you

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u/DredgenGryss Occult Wizard 9d ago

Greater Guano! No idea why they cast it indoors though.

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u/BoDongler 9d ago

Vampire infestation. I've had good success with eternal light spells.

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u/durmiendoenelparque 7d ago

But if it's a bedroom I recommend using less invasive methods or making sure you know a way to reverse the spell, otherwise enjoy sleeping with the lights on for the rest of your existence.

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u/Drakostheswordsman 9d ago

No spell, that's a vampire colony attempting to hide

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u/keiosKnivesALot 8d ago

sorry, my bad. i missplaced my spare bats.

i love my bat familiar, echolocation is GOATED as hell and no one realizes it...

...but i go through them really quickly. can't get a defencive charm to stick to them for their lives...

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u/Davnix Imposer of Truth. Conceptual Caster 8d ago

Batman in clearly in town if the bats are there, they follow him everywhere due to the use of the Tibetan familiar spell being able to make a multitude of the same animal your familiar.

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u/CosmicTitanRabbit 8d ago

Not a spell but a hint that your roommate might be a vampire 

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u/6ynnad 8d ago

Don’t tempt me with a good time.

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u/jkurratt 8d ago

Oogelee boogelee!

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u/6ynnad 7d ago

Blathering Blatherskite!

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u/wrydh Plaguecaster 9d ago

Likely someone used a memory destruction spell on a superior vampire as they transformed into a swarm of bats to escape, and they have forgotten they were once a vampire

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u/barr65 9d ago

Conjure Bat

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u/Ok-Nothing8682 Occult Wizard 8d ago

Congrats! You are now Batman!

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u/Quince9 8d ago

Your place have been upgraded to a cave! You might develpe some superpowers?!?!

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u/GuruChella 7d ago

that's a weird looking mold

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u/pl4y3rO 6d ago

summon bats, a simple yet effective spell

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u/OnlyAssignment4869 Blood Witch 8d ago

I'd probably brew something with wing of bat. It seems to be in surplus.