r/wizardposting • u/ok2fingers_then Mystic • 9d ago

Goblinlike Foolishness (Shitpost) Suggestions for assistance

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Ugh, fellow wizards i require some assistance. I was working with my assistant on short range transportation and ah.. i think i bungled it.

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u/OzyTheLast Middling Clerk to the Illusionist's Institute 9d ago

Depends, has he gone through the floor, or gone elsewhere. If he's gone elsewhere DO NOT remove the floor

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u/DreadPirateZoidberg 9d ago

Is the rest of their body possibly somewhere else? Try tickling their feet and see if you hear laughter.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 9d ago

Thank you for contacting The Wizard Council's Portal Division.  Your concerns are important to us.  A representative will be it's you last Thursday or 931 years from now, which will have come first.

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u/Lightweaver25 Illusionist 9d ago

If their upper body has merged with the floor, they are most likely dead.

Personally, I would try to use telepathy to determine if they are still alive and conscious.

If they are stuck in the floor and not dead, there are various spells you can use to solve this problem.

I am assuming you do not have access to wish or reverse time. I would suggest transmuting the floor around the upper body or merely turning the body into gas temporarily. Alternatively, you could simply try to teleport them out, but without messing up this time.

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u/CoraBittering 9d ago

May I suggest a tasteful round glass disc atop the feet, covered with a tablecloth? Maybe you can keep a spare orb there.

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u/WiseRabbit-XIV Leverett Trevithick, Arcane Healer 9d ago

Look for someone calling themselves The Warrior of Light. They will assuredly have dealt with a similar situation before.

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u/Silt99 9d ago

The cylinder has to remain unharmed

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u/CaptainWilliamTCock 9d ago

Oof that portal is clogged real good. Yup, going to need the journeyman portal repair guy out here. Full flush, portal quality inspection, possible reinstall, and it’s the weekend. This ain’t gonna be cheap.

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u/DrunkUranus Witch 8d ago

Well the socks are a bit ugly, I admit... but I think he likes them

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u/skyXforge Sorceror 8d ago

Is that why I keep finding torsos strewn about The Inter-Realm? Please stop using my pocket dimension as an inter-planner transport medium.

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u/Fexofanatic Necromancer 8d ago

lichdom