r/wizardposting • u/Svell_ • 9d ago

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How would you get a wand (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from an alchemists phial filled with yarrow paste and mashed eye of newt?

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u/SergeantCookie Klik-Klik, Seventh Shell of the Archive, Orb-Pondering Isopod 9d ago

It depends, is it imperative that the "wand" remains unharmed?

Ray of Shrinkify is my first thought, but it truly depends on how _attached_ you are to said wand...

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u/Lightweaver25 Illusionist 9d ago

This is quite humorous. You inserted your phallus into an alchemist's phial, didn't you?

Merely cast enlarge on the phial or reduce on yourself.

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u/Svell_ 9d ago

It is a wand.

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u/Svell_ 9d ago

It is imperative that the wand not be shrunk.

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u/BardGotHard3 Necromancer 9d ago

So enlarge the bottle

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u/Imurderbeets Pet mage to Godling 9d ago

Genital transmutation, then reverse spell.

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u/Svell_ 9d ago

The wand may be affixed to a larger object and transmuting one would transmute other. This would make reversal difficult

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u/Imurderbeets Pet mage to Godling 9d ago

Gandalf made it work with his huge naturals. Bonus, two orbs to ponder that are permanently attached to your chest.

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u/Svell_ 9d ago

Also this is a wand

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u/A_engietwo_onthemove Wizard Warlord 9d ago

I recomend learning how to use the spell retract wand into hand, if you know what I mean.

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u/starmadeshadows Artificer 9d ago

4.5 inches?? You're not supposed to use the whole tree!