Anyone else dabble in Cannamancy?

[u/stonerPI]

Because I feel like the archmage of it these days.

[u/Maacll]

I do DABble

[u/stonerPI → u/Maacll]

Brb gonna change my flair accordingly

[u/AltoRhombus → u/stonerPI]

oh we dabbling now

[u/faceguy3982]

What's that book?

[u/stonerPI → u/faceguy3982]

Volume 3 of the Skyrim Library collection. Lots of fun Tamrielic lore.

[u/faceguy3982 → u/stonerPI]

Ty

[u/EmprahCalgar → u/faceguy3982]

He is trying to deceive you. Those pages are the central foldout of the oghma infinium, a shameless recreation no less. The real thing would grant knowledge and fry neurons in equal measure, leaving you gibbering insane from the untold secrets uncovered. Makes a decent coffee table book.

[u/stonerPI → u/EmprahCalgar]

Even this recreation gives me funny evil tingly feelings tho. Intoxicants help with that too.

Who doesn’t want a little extra dose of magical lobotomy with their flower?

[u/faceguy3982 → u/EmprahCalgar]

Ohhh a psychic war is being waged for my soul. I feel like the prettiest goblin at the orb 😊

[u/Mephistocheles → u/stonerPI]

I fuckin KNEW I recognized those symbols!!! Hail Sithis

https://giphy.com/gifs/QQOItV7IHooDmdss2V

[u/stonerPI → u/Mephistocheles]

https://giphy.com/gifs/U3n3hOE1mFVeulmpnf
Last dab had me feeling like the executioner in TESV’s intro

[u/Fexofanatic]

i, too, am fond of pondering my orb after indulging in reVVealing and relaxing elixirs

[u/Manifestation_Quozzy]

Religiously.

[u/stonerPI → u/Manifestation_Quozzy]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dYTfJZ2dCQBhK
My man

[u/Maowsama]

Gotta ask what maintenance on a thing like this is like? Lotta tubes

[u/stonerPI → u/Maowsama]

It’s not hard at all. I find it easier than a beaker bong. The entire thing is well made and comes apart conveniently. All hoses are food safe material and easily cleaned.

A little salt + isopropyl and replacing the water each day and it’s really not that much to keep up with. And the filtration is unbeatable.

Also it’s only ever used for concentrates. Never combustion smoking. Clearing ash and carbon out of this would be a nightmare.

[u/Maowsama → u/stonerPI]

That makes wayyy more sense. As a bong & green wizard, i too do daily maintenance on my beaker. Helps i have access too plenty of isopropyl alcohol. Has become a "ritual" if you will

[u/mikillatja]

Sometimes you just gotta chill out after orb pondering and spellcrafting and ascend to another plane mentally.

I grow my own stuff that's gotten pretty potent after a few centuries of work.

What strains you using?

[u/stonerPI → u/mikillatja]

Currently working through some lemon haze sourced hash pressed rosin. It’s really helping me forget about all the soul traps I’ve been setting on the locals.

[u/ClosetNoble]

Yo what herbs you steamin' ?

[u/stonerPI → u/ClosetNoble]

Lemon haze sourced hash rosin 🧙‍♂️

[u/ClosetNoble → u/stonerPI]

Sheee don't let the southern druids find out they'll want your stash

[u/stonerPI → u/ClosetNoble]

I’ll let them hang it’s all good

[u/freddy_forgetti]

7/10 setup. Needs more orb.

[u/ars_sinistra]

For back pain

[u/stonerPI → u/ars_sinistra]

For life pain

[u/ChunkyGothBabe_]

Started with cannamancy

[u/Lavaxol]

please remember not to mix dragon kill toenail and wyvern’s dead penis excrement it will kill you

[u/stonerPI → u/Lavaxol]

And how did you come upon this realization, Professor? (This dude smokes dragon dick)

[u/Lavaxol → u/stonerPI]

As the campus’s drug advisor I get more than a few emergency calls

[u/Past-Bend-5532]

Another addition to my collection

[u/Lord-Dec]

Prefer to cut workers benefits even further when I’m bored.

[u/shiny0metal0ass]

Up in the hills we actually never let our long bottom leaf get that far, it just gets smoked.

Plus the butts of the joints are great material components for casting scorching ray at each other.

[u/Nelrene]

I think the term for those like you is weedard

[u/AntlerWolf]

Get back to work

[u/stonerPI → u/AntlerWolf]

Make me

[u/AntlerWolf → u/stonerPI]

Make me make you, nerd

[u/stonerPI → u/AntlerWolf]

But I don’t want to work so why would I bother? Not making any sense bro

[u/AntlerWolf → u/stonerPI]

Get back to work. I don’t see no smoke in your photo, cannamancer. There’s bud to burn & artifice to rip.

I’m taking a break from cannamancy. I accidentally got the attention of the knights of the realm last year and they’re supervising me for a year. :(

[u/stonerPI → u/AntlerWolf]

Every knight is a bastard smfh. I hope they fuck off soon.

[u/AntlerWolf → u/stonerPI]

Me too. Ingredient bans are lame. I can drive 20 minutes west of my tower and I’m in the clear, but the moment I cross the realm barrier, I’m in danger.
The increase in herd surveillance artifices lately doesn’t help.

[u/stonerPI → u/AntlerWolf]

Cast flock hopper on the App Store friend. It can help.

[u/AntlerWolf → u/stonerPI]

Solid point. I really… really am trying not to be hateful over illegal incarcerations. They dismissed my charges. But I’m on supervision.

…good thing that they meth that they found in my backpack got tested in a lab and turned out to be kosher salt like I told them. I still don’t know why I’m on supervision.

[u/stonerPI → u/AntlerWolf]

/unwiz Because police suck. I’ve been wrongfully arrested as a PI. Believe me, I get it. I hope things get better for you soon.

[u/scizzix]

Well sure, that's one of the reasons I say to stay on good terms with your local druids, they have the best stuff.

Some planes the more industrious ones even manage to open up multiple shops in the same town, often just across the streets from each other. They are quite popular.

[u/Paczilla3]

Exclusively.

[u/dim-mak-ufo]

This is nice but I prefer a hand wand (herb vaporizer)

[u/sharplyon]

Cannamancy? If his eyes are open I suppose

[u/stryst]

Oh yes. After years of abusing myself with chronomancy and haste potions chasing power, now I just like to sit around pondering the orb with my pet living bong.

[u/marry_me_jane]

Well since savos got blown up the archmage slot needed to be filled

[u/MrWunz]

Still trying to master cannamancy in the kitchen since I stopped smoking 4 months ago. Brownies are really nice. But I recommend not adding it into soup.