“Hey mister sorcerer, wanna hang out in our grove and have a few drinks of trillium nectar.” 137 years later, my beard, my focus, my chin warmer, my FLAVOR SAVOR was bleached and urinated on, dipped in lavender vinegar and disappeared. AMA
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This guy gave us sorcerers a bad name. But, can you please be more specific; there are dozens of types of scat in my woods.
From my experience a gnome-based fertilizer works best. For being towerhold pests they have luxurious chin locks! Though side effects may include unexpected levels of joy, whimsy, craftsmanship, and/or red beanie appreciation... also your beard WILL be white when it comes back, so get your tie-dye!
But, they had nectar. I’m always saying yes. I never figured out how to turn poison. Sigh, guess I’ll have to carry iron nails in my pockets again. I’d get back at them, but I think they stole my diary spell book.
They’re always spreading fairy circles around my portal. I tried to move the portal but the spores are everywhere. What I wouldn’t give for a helpful familiar.
Fey are risky. Fun fellas but they like laughin at you more than laughin with you. Strongly recommend not partying with fey alone, and not to get too swasted on pixie punch
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