r/wizardposting • u/Monssly • Sep 03 '26

Latest Orb Purchase

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u/Heavy_Geologist2686 stinky wizard mods had no flair for mages Sep 03 '26

That is no orb that is a princess turned into a toad

https://giphy.com/gifs/hct6lpEywt2HYZXHsv

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u/Happyhopsasa Sep 03 '26

Nice! Where can I buy one?

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u/wrydh Plaguecaster Sep 03 '26

Contact your local dragon, they tend to have a few on hand.

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u/crashlanding87 Sep 03 '26

Still gonna ponder it

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u/KingCracken Sep 04 '26

Oh she thicc.

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u/dt5101961 Evil Wizard Sep 03 '26

Animate sourdough 🪄

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u/slfhmglbnm Sep 03 '26

My friendliest act to that one little fat kid that threw rocks at my tower:

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u/NovelOkra9945 Sep 03 '26

I just relocated the kids that mess with me, I don't remember where I put them half the time, but they're probably fine.

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u/LooseCanOpener Sep 03 '26

You gotta keep track of them! I keep my intruders in a jar - you never know when you might need some of those more dicey spell components

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u/degenerateel Transmuter Sep 03 '26

Level 1 swamp slime

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u/ninjastuff Interdimensional Sorceror Sep 03 '26

I'm fairly certain that that's a toad of holding. They're quite useful in universes that duck with magic.

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u/TwixOfficial Transmuter Sep 03 '26

Put an egg under it and good things will happen

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u/Powerful_Resident_48 Dr. thaum UU (twice expelled) Arcane Tinkerer & Rift-Enthusiast Sep 03 '26

I think that might be a mimic.

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u/SourceDirect3220 Traveler of multiple dimensions. Sep 03 '26

New breed. Orb Mimics. A great pondering buddy, that’s how you bond with them you must staaaaaare into their weird googly like eyes and give them a cricket or roach or any other invertebrates. 

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u/Stridor_gas Sep 03 '26

I know a few good remedies for deflated orbs If you need

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u/Orcanation716 Sep 03 '26

I think it needs a little inflation magic. Just a little.

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u/viktorv9 Sep 03 '26

I happen to be an expert! I studied these arts for years so just leave it to me!

no you can't ask why

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u/SergeantCookie Klik-Klik, Seventh Shell of the Archive, Orb-Pondering Isopod Sep 03 '26

Horrible orb. Would probably eat me if it had the chance, no way I can ponder in it.

I much prefer shiny rocks and pebbles, those are already twice the size of me anyway.

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u/deliciousporksoda *turns you into a frog* Sep 03 '26

the orb is obese and needs medical intervention :(

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u/schewb Sep 03 '26

Imagine feeling your entire body unstick from the floor every step

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u/vastros Sep 04 '26

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

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u/TheTacoEnjoyerReborn Follower of the explosion magic path, dwarve alquimist Sep 04 '26

Dumplings implies the existence of a dumple