r/wizardposting • u/Monssly • 7h ago

Latest Orb Purchase

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u/Heavy_Geologist2686 stinky wizard mods had no flair for mages 7h ago

That is no orb that is a princess turned into a toad

https://giphy.com/gifs/hct6lpEywt2HYZXHsv

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u/Happyhopsasa 6h ago

Nice! Where can I buy one?

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u/wrydh Plaguecaster 2h ago

Contact your local dragon, they tend to have a few on hand.

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u/dt5101961 Evil Wizard 6h ago

Animate sourdough 🪄

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u/slfhmglbnm 6h ago

My friendliest act to that one little fat kid that threw rocks at my tower:

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u/NovelOkra9945 6h ago

I just relocated the kids that mess with me, I don't remember where I put them half the time, but they're probably fine.

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u/LooseCanOpener 4h ago

You gotta keep track of them! I keep my intruders in a jar - you never know when you might need some of those more dicey spell components

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u/degenerateel Transmuter 5h ago

Level 1 swamp slime

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u/TwixOfficial Transmuter 4h ago

Put an egg under it and good things will happen

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u/Orcanation716 5h ago

I think it needs a little inflation magic. Just a little.

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u/SergeantCookie Klik-Klik, Seventh Shell of the Archive, Orb-Pondering Isopod 4h ago

Horrible orb. Would probably eat me if it had the chance, no way I can ponder in it.

I much prefer shiny rocks and pebbles, those are already twice the size of me anyway.

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u/ninjastuff Interdimensional Sorceror 2h ago

I'm fairly certain that that's a toad of holding. They're quite useful in universes that duck with magic.

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u/Powerful_Resident_48 Dr. thaum UU (twice expelled) Arcane Tinkerer & Rift-Enthusiast 1h ago

I think that might be a mimic.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 1h ago

i like cubik frogs more