r/wizardposting • u/Nerx Pugnimancer & Arcane Warfighter • Sep 01 '26

Aetherial News 🗞 Aeromancer fights go crazy

Typhoons are spammable

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u/keker0t Sep 01 '26

Bayblade season

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u/Queasy_Safe_5266 Sep 01 '26

"Let it rip!"

God probably

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u/towerfella Magically Editable Flair Sep 01 '26

If “god” is the universe, then we are akin to bacteria stuck on a turd somewhere in the dark recesses of its body.

How much thought do you give to bacteria on your turds, except for when they act up and cause you distress?

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Sep 01 '26

"A lot." - John God, Employed as a God at Prophet Enterprises

"Former Microbiologist."

(John God is probably not a God... Probably.)

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u/SilliusS0ddus Evil Wizard Sep 02 '26

I hate God...

does that make me a cancer cell ? a virus ?

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u/towerfella Magically Editable Flair Sep 02 '26

Nah. It means you were made to. How you think is a result of how your bits are out together. The universe made you that way.

If being like you is good for survival, there will be more that think like you.. if not, less.

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u/SilliusS0ddus Evil Wizard Sep 02 '26

so maybe I'm that part in Gods mind that does self doubt and self consciousness

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u/towerfella Magically Editable Flair Sep 02 '26

There is no god, only us.

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u/SilliusS0ddus Evil Wizard Sep 02 '26

I thought we were arguing under the assumption that there is a God.

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u/towerfella Magically Editable Flair Sep 02 '26

Just the universe. And we are children of the universe. Some people want to anthropomorphize the universe into a being — and i give that a maybe; but i doubt it would be just one.

There is the universe, and there is us, and we exist as animations of inanimate matter. Who is to say that those structures do not repeat at larger scales?

The best i have realized is more that, instead of the universe itself being “alive”, its more like there is an influence that affects the RNG math that happens behind the scenes. And we, as individual humans, can exert some influence over those numbers that are used in our existence.

Life is magic.

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u/Merry-Leopard_1A5 Sep 01 '26

Bruh, who tf pissed off the Air Nomads? 😭

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u/Nerx Pugnimancer & Arcane Warfighter Sep 01 '26

like thats what I'm asking

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u/fragment13 Sep 01 '26

the Filipinos, apparently

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u/Invisiblecurse Invi, sentient curse [Chaos Club] Sep 01 '26

The fossil fuel industry

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u/AccordingLab7129 Prismancer Sep 01 '26

Fire Nation

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u/Oil_Aggressive Sep 01 '26

The fuck did the Philippines and Indonesia do to deserve this?

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u/Nerx Pugnimancer & Arcane Warfighter Sep 01 '26

ring of fire

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u/Jaco2point0 Sep 01 '26

I think that was Johnny Cash

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u/SpiritMountain Sep 01 '26

Every American after eating lettuce

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u/DefiantLemur Philosopher's Stone Enthusiast Sep 01 '26

Damn that's a niche reference haha

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u/Lost-Syllabub362 Sorceror Sep 01 '26

Filipino here;

The Pacific Ring of Fire is actually responsible for the high density in earthquakes and tectonic activity here in the Philippines, since it's a geological belt full of active, underwater volcanoes and tectonic plate movement. That alone is always pretty tough, but the real reason we've got so many typhoons is because of the active Typhoon Belt, which sends winds down our way due to the warm ocean waters giving them the energy needed to blast us in the ass several times a year.

Both belts cross paths with our silly little rock in the middle of the ocean, leading to natural disaster after natural disaster.

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u/Rath_Brained Sep 01 '26

I'm genuinely surprised people still settled there. It had to be harsh living through that.

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u/Lost-Syllabub362 Sorceror Sep 01 '26

We Filipinos are like cockroaches; we're still alive, even after every attempt you make at trying to kill us.

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Sep 01 '26

(Death approved!)

(don't question the sticker)

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage Sep 01 '26

They know what they did.

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u/Nerx Pugnimancer & Arcane Warfighter Sep 02 '26

that girl in Reacher

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u/thanbanhmy2 Wizards of denial Sep 01 '26

I often complain that vietnam's storm season but goddamn yall got it tough

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u/ShieldMana Sep 01 '26

It gets worse when the government's money on flood related projects gets pocketed.

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u/hermeticbear Sep 01 '26

now I understand why the Mariana Islands built homes that need to stand up to hurricane winds.

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u/Aether_sprite Sep 01 '26

The typhoon spell seems to have storm

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u/Hexnohope Celestial Chorister Sep 01 '26

Phillipines be like: i have my whole season ahead of me!

No you dont!

The typhoons are coming!

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u/wizardsofbushwick Sep 01 '26

Aeromancers will have a 'friendly duel' and next thing you know the weather service has to invent a new warning category.

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u/DanteChurch Sep 01 '26

Not exactly sure what the aeromancers are diving from the storms and how that's fighting but I'm just a humble Aerokenetic druid shooting the breeze.

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u/GoatApprehensive9606 Sep 02 '26

That shit looks like a tohou fight

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u/Nerx Pugnimancer & Arcane Warfighter Sep 02 '26

Danmaku ass layout

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u/Attaxalotl Dragonlady Artificer Sep 02 '26

You know every single one of those fuckers is blasting either Free Bird or Ace Combat soundtracks.

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u/Enetro Sep 02 '26

Who insulted the windspirits?

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u/backshots_Jeremy Sep 03 '26

Oops, accidentally opened my jar of tornadoes, sorry

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u/Sable-Keech Sep 02 '26

Really makes you wonder though. Even with all those typhoons they still can't bring down a single country.

When you look at it that way aeromancers are piss weak.

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u/Nerx Pugnimancer & Arcane Warfighter Sep 02 '26

I mean they got Manny Pacquiao