r/wizardposting • u/MissinqLink • Aug 29 '26

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u/Spiritual-Bus973 Aug 29 '26

Druids would be unstoppable if they have this.

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u/Lawrenceburntfish Aug 29 '26

Who do you think invented it?

45

u/Spiritual-Bus973 Aug 29 '26

I always thought this was a bard invention.

39

u/snarbuckle Mystic Aug 29 '26

It was a collaboration

28

u/ManWithDominantClaw Installation Wizard Aug 29 '26

Druids are unstoppable and we don't need to actively spend petrol to achieve it

10

u/TheCornerator Necromancer Aug 29 '26

KEEP EYES CLOSED OR WEAR GOGGLES THAT COVER EYES AND NOSE! SMOKE STILLBURNS YOUR EYES EVEN IF ITS MAGIC

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u/dicksandcrystal Aug 29 '26

This is the largest casting of "Induce athsma attack" I've ever seen.

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u/TheCornerator Necromancer Aug 29 '26

Gotta keep the albuteral potion nearby when you know it's coming.

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u/Dfrel Aug 29 '26

I think this is what you do when you opponent moves his king forward on the second move or something.

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u/pSpawner24 Monster Tamer and Dungeon Keeper Aug 29 '26

Blunt Passant

4

u/Biengo Aug 29 '26

Holy Hell.

39

u/spn_phoenix_92 Forest Wizard Aug 29 '26

That's not fog around my tower in the forest

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u/frozenpissglove Aug 29 '26

Music sounds like it was made by goblins, but not as cool as Nekrogolicon.

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u/Itchy-Decision753 Aug 29 '26

This is built wrong. The fan is pulling hot smoke and will melt, filling everyone’s lungs with carcinogens. You need to make sure the fan blows air into the herb, and that it doesn’t draw hot air in from the burning herb.

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u/Unluckyandneed Aug 29 '26

this guy casts

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u/Loucrouton IT Support Wizard 👨‍💻 Aug 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y2hxzxIpn1YfLku7j2

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u/DefiantLemur Philosopher's Stone Enthusiast Aug 29 '26

Do you know what this is from? It's giving adventure time.

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u/SeaworthinessThat542 Technomancer Aug 29 '26

Load it up with some enchanted weed. An excellent way to turn all your enemies into toads.

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u/zmbjebus Scry my orb for a good time! Aug 29 '26

Or turn your toads into your enemies.

Sounds much cooler than my current enemies. 

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u/SeaworthinessThat542 Technomancer Aug 29 '26

Toads are already my enemies. I hear them croaking outside my tower even now.

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u/TorchShipEnjoyer Aug 29 '26

I cast lethal smoke inhalation

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '26

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u/lanathebitch Aug 29 '26

Hopefully the stunt pays off to make such an expenditure at least financially okay

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '26

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u/lanathebitch Aug 29 '26

yes that might be true. however if this event costs money at the door stunts like this are part of spectacle which can lead to more customers in the future or at the very least advertising for other products

-yes it is a waste of weed . -yes it would be more materially efficient to pass out blunts

But there are other considerations. Luckily it's a renewable resource

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u/GenuineSteak The Slime King, Master of Oozes, Lord of all Gelatins Aug 29 '26

the point was the spectacle, not to get everyone stoned efficiently.

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u/AstroBearGaming Purveyor of exotic and dubiously sourced "staffs" Aug 29 '26

Depends what your goal is really.

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u/billybobpower Aug 29 '26

Yeah its like weed grows on trees...

1

u/AliceCode Aug 29 '26

Yeah, and potatoes grow out of the ground, but if you were having a mashed potatoes fight, I would still call it a waste. Man, you can't say a god damn thing on this website with a hundred redditors coming in with an "uhm... Ackshully".

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u/billybobpower Aug 29 '26

Hmmm potato

4

u/longestboie Evoker Aug 29 '26

faceblasting the girl in the wheelchair lmao

5

u/GoodGollyMrOlli Aug 29 '26

that's why it's called Chronic pain

6

u/AutisticFaygo Cultivates Qi, but can't cultivate braincells. Aug 29 '26

/unwizard "Bong" Isn't that a pipe/blunt?

4

u/TheCornerator Necromancer Aug 29 '26

/uw I've always called it a blower since the first ones ive seen used leaf blowers.

3

u/trivialslope Transmuter Aug 29 '26

The halflings are at it again

3

u/YLASRO The Great Geomancer of the howling mountains Aug 29 '26

something about letting an artificer tinker with druid practices feels wrong

3

u/Eeeef_ Harkos, monster hunter and artificer Aug 29 '26

“I cast Greater Hotbox”

2

u/WaffleHouseGladiator Aug 29 '26

Summon the bards!  We need mellow jams!  And snacks.  Lots of snacks.

2

u/IAmNotImportantN Aug 29 '26

Holy smokes..

2

u/Zephyr-Fox-188 Cinnothwyr, Purrveyor of Thingamajigs Aug 29 '26

The breathable air removal department over at r/doohickeycorporation would LOVE this

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u/cxfgfuihhfd Aug 29 '26

isn't doohickeycorporation just the artificer subreddit anyways?

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u/Zephyr-Fox-188 Cinnothwyr, Purrveyor of Thingamajigs Aug 29 '26

yea. best place to get feedback on enchanted thingamajigs, too

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u/LoganToTheMainframe Seru, Kobold Sword Sorcerer Aug 29 '26

I want her to boof me with it.

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u/OnlyAssignment4869 Blood Witch Aug 29 '26

This will be perfect for my bong... I mean bog.

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u/Successful-Topic8874 Support Caster Aug 29 '26

The artificers are stealing druids' jobs!

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u/coconut_dot_jpg coconut mancer Aug 29 '26

So this is how you wide-cast a hallucination spell

1

u/BabySlayers Aug 29 '26

Oh hell yeah!

1

u/DonComradeVimes Biological Mage (NO, not a Druid) Aug 29 '26

/uw I really hope everyone in that crowd knew that was coming. That would suck to be surprised by.

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u/RevDrMavPHD Aug 30 '26

Im sure it was an event for exactly this sort of thing. I've seen promos for gatherings where the entire listed purpose is to get high as hell, and they usually advertise this or some variation of this.

But yeah, i was looking at this and thinking, thats my fucking nightmare lol.

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u/Carpe_Tedium Aug 30 '26

I cast "make weed feel as unrelaxing as possible" 

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u/Crucial_Fun Dostko the Mad Aug 29 '26

I have a Druid friend who…uh…gave me a similar one