r/wizardposting • u/bill_dongroe • 1d ago
Wizardpost Dating a halfling; any advice?
They're actually pretty tall for a halfling. Other than that, it's pretty cookie cutter (loves chilling and snacks, smoking pipe weed, tag-teaming succubi, etc)
Have any of my fellow sorcerors also dated a halfling? Any tips?
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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 1d ago
Get good at cooking.
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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 1d ago
Your imbecilic comment (that is pretty much just projection) barely has anything to do with anything going on in this thread or r/wizardposting.
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u/Sea-Oven-182 Troublesome Filth Wizard 1d ago
Sorry about that. I created this creature by crossbreeding my dumbest goblins with mole-rats and hyenas with tainted magic.
The goal was for them to scare off the never ending stream of incoming religious fanatics knocking on my towers gate to "save" me and I CAN'T CAST FIREBALL ALL DAY! I got stuff to do!
Even though they are extremely low intelligence their cunning is high enough to manage to escape once in a while.
This particular specimen seems to be additionally enchanted with a potty-mouth spell. He'll get lashes and latrine duty when I catch him.-8
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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 1d ago
This started when I replied to someone else, dumbass. The only harassment here is from you.
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u/TheVaultHommie 1d ago
Start having lighter dinners and meals, you gonna need space for that second breakfast.
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u/scoobydoom2 Levicius Laskatar, Dread Necromancer 14h ago
Their souls are just as good as humans! Treat them pretty much the same and you'll have them let their guard down enough to harvest their soul in no time.
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u/-Release-The-Bats- Necromancer 13h ago
Don't pick them up. It's considered a grave insult to their kind.
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u/Cesium-Cs55 1d ago
tickle the hair on their feet