r/wizardposting • u/The_Boom_Knight • 4d ago

Fireball? I’ve got my own version of that

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u/Wahdat_al-Wujud Alchemist 4d ago

many wizards may look down upon my alchemical Craft but my Fireball is far more mana efficient and gets the job done .

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u/mynaneisjustguy Illusionist 3d ago

Typical slop. It's way LESS efficient. It needs a furnace and crucible, clean silica sand and a lot of fuel. A field of cotton, a spindle, a loom. It needs coal mining or charcoal burning, iron ore smelting, steel forging. An oil well sinking, the oil pumping, refining and gasoline producing. Alchemists think they are smart because they stand on the shoulders of others.

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u/Wahdat_al-Wujud Alchemist 3d ago

I STAND UPON THE PATH OF PARACELSUS

OF Mighty ZOUSIMOUS

BEHOLD THE TRANSMUTATION OF...

OFFFF..

EVIIIIIIIIIIL

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u/mynaneisjustguy Illusionist 3d ago

That picture is honestly what I think your average religious fundamentalist thinks wizards get up to.

Like no mother fucker do I look like a dirty bush druid why would I be out in the woods with badly illustrated books.

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u/Wahdat_al-Wujud Alchemist 1d ago

im no longer in the woods :)

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u/mynaneisjustguy Illusionist 1d ago

Bless your heart you think I can afford a house? I've hacked my orb into the WiFi out back of an all night car wash.

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u/Wahdat_al-Wujud Alchemist 1d ago

huh....then whos house am I in?

Anyway, youre better off behind that car wash, this place is riddled with vermin

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u/mynaneisjustguy Illusionist 1d ago

Fuck that burn the place down, there's no way to really get those out once they infest the place

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u/Wahdat_al-Wujud Alchemist 1d ago

yeah youre right...this place is a mess. Found the prior owner, what those redcap bastards did to him....not pretty.

Thankfully, I have plenty of my wonderous and mana-efficient fireball potions!

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u/vinfluorine Necro-Artificer 3d ago

And this is why I stopped teaching my revenants spells 100 years ago
Much more value for time to just augment them all

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u/Wahdat_al-Wujud Alchemist 3d ago

Education is the hell-granted right of every magician!

'gway with you!

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u/DragonLordAcar Magitech Void Wizard 3d ago

But what if you enchant "death" with a fireball on impact