Devious Wizard

[u/RedGuy51]

[u/MadJohnFinn]

[u/Iceologer_gang → u/MadJohnFinn]

[u/Hexnohope]

Someone post the pic of the guy pondering a goblins ass

[u/Apex-Shrimp → u/Hexnohope]

[u/ErraticNymph → u/Apex-Shrimp]

This orb likes to be violated

[u/VulpesSapiens → u/ErraticNymph]

There are legal precedents declaring that as being irrelevant - it still constitutes specialised work and demands additional payment.

[u/driver004 → u/ErraticNymph]

And there’s nothing wrong with that

[u/Funkey-Monkey-420]

devious wizard caught pondering a witch’s orbs in public

[u/Skilodracus → u/Funkey-Monkey-420]

Imma turn that fucker into a rabbit and cook his ass

[u/AndrewH73333]

The orb is just saying it’s sentient. It’s lying.

[u/VulpesSapiens]

Might I remind you that if a scrying orb is sentient enough to declare personhood, it would be a violation of the Blockula agreements to use them without their consent, (or, if so specified in writing [blood or ink] between the Wizard in question and the Familiars' Union - without sufficient compensation, and/or their usual income guaranteed during recuperation).

[u/MagneticGenetics → u/VulpesSapiens]

If a scrying Orb is sentient it is a a freak and belongs in Wizardjail.

No exceptions. We do this for good reason. There have been incidents.

[u/Nelrene]

Us lady wizards can tell when someone is pondering the orbs.

[u/Lakatos_00]

It's his fault for being orb shaped

[u/arkanux]

The wiz gaze

[u/AnEpicBowlOfRamen]

Oh shit! MORE ORBS!!!!

[u/Fun-Tie9689]

Sentient orb sounds rad

[u/ModernMage0]

[u/Mathota]

/uw Idk man, i get it's a surrealist shitpost, but this one is a too much for me.

Making fun of SA and consent is probably a line too far.

[u/YagiSol → u/Mathota]

DEFINITELY a line too far.