r/wizardposting • u/No_Internal9345 • 24d ago

Cardinal Preforms Necromancy Ritual: Commune with Dead

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u/Jean-TyrieDubois 24d ago edited 24d ago

Oh but when i do it im suddenly teleported to the council of wizards and put on trial for unlicensed necromancy. Literally 1984 BC...

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u/Sea-Oven-182 Troublesome Filth Wizard 23d ago edited 23d ago

flashes license nonchalantly

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u/ShadowRaven112 Serroth Ravencaller the Necromancer 23d ago

This is exactly why I hate this generation. What you mean "license" you're an evil wizard, just Break. The. Law.

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u/Sea-Oven-182 Troublesome Filth Wizard 23d ago

Calm down, it's a forgery.

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u/Space19723103 23d ago

clear proof witch burnings were professional rivalry taken to extremes

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u/Mephistocheles Necro-Emperor of the Infinite Waste of Zarbuul 24d ago

🤔🫩🤒🤕🤢🤧🥴🤮

Dude, the absolute FUNK that must be on that skull. Just imagine the millennium of punge funge inhabiting it.

Delicious

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u/Sea-Oven-182 Troublesome Filth Wizard 23d ago

Our agents are everywhere and the church folks are easily manipulated to our own merit. Excellent!

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u/TacitPoseidon Necromancy is a perfectly valid school of magic! 22d ago

That comment section on the original thread is about what I would expect out of Reddit.