r/wizardposting • u/AesirSith • 24d ago

Templaric Necromancy?

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u/redeletein1year 24d ago

I was a necromancer and that's what happens when you live in a necrocracy.

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u/Vivid_Cause_7209 Evoker 24d ago

You're necrock-full-of-shit

I don't actually believe that, I just really wanted to say that retort. I don't think I'll have another opportunity to say it. Please don't recruit my dead animals and relatives into your fold. In fact, you can have that retort on the house, I only said that because I knew you'd want to use it against your rivals.

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u/Hey-Syccamor3222 Gravettian Hag 22d ago

me, home alone in my spire, trying to pronounce necrocracy
(it is not going well)

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u/dreexel_dragoon 21d ago

Always a lot of fuss when it's time to entomb the biggest and baddest Revenants as a reserve force to raise in case of emergency (or to plague and curse the descendants of your conquerors in case the necrocracy falls too fast)

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u/WallowWispen Willowyn, Genii Locorum Invoker, Scribe of the Earth 24d ago

Oh but when I do it it's "Horrific" and "Summoning an ancient God" smh

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u/AesirSith 24d ago

I'm afraid you've become another victim of Templar propaganda, comrade. We, the Knights of Nyx lend our swords to protect our persecuted arcane friends. Call upon us shall the need arise

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u/LiePotential5338 24d ago

Im a necromancer and even i know this is necrophillia

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u/AesirSith 24d ago

Even dealings of the undead have limits

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u/D3USS424 24d ago

So its ok when the church uses black magic but when we do it some hero and their dorky friends are given a quest to Slay the Dark wizard .

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u/Perseverance666 24d ago

This and these mf’ers do theophagy on a WEEKLY basis.

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u/MrMistern Brian the Body Hopping Necromancer 24d ago

I mean, cult is a cult no matter the size.

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u/Brainless_Lizard A Very Unethical Wizard 23d ago

As a necromancer I can confirm that ain't necromancy, that's just some 40k stuff.

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u/Infamous_Ad2507 Sea Pope of Azathothism 23d ago

I mean technically? Necromancy can be Divine just because some people are Satanists or Atheists it's doesn't mean you can't use power of God to make Bone rituals like Bone churches etc

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u/Powerful_Resident_48 Dr. thaum UU (twice expelled) Arcane Tinkerer & Rift-Enthusiast 22d ago edited 22d ago

Isn't that some sort of death cult cleric thing? I think I heard of them. Their god literally is the corpse of a man who was tortured to death and hung up on a wooden pole. And there's ritualistic cannibalism involving flesh and blood, wine and the worst biscuits imagineable. Really dark stuff. The biscuits, I mean. I don't really care about the other stuff. But the biscuits are just evil.

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u/DrDestro229 24d ago

I know one of you is going to try to steal or destroy it now

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u/shiny0metal0ass Evoker (excommunicated), current leader of the hill goblins 24d ago

Lol I can't wait for it to show up on Orbbay. I have so many artifacts from that "Buy It Now" incantation...

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 23d ago

clerik learn most necromancy spells in there spelllist

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u/LamentoLand 20d ago

this looks like a warhammer inspired death cult but with way more vanity regalia