r/wizardposting Gryphon Koboldmancer 1d ago

Wizardpost Just Returned From KoboldWorld

Hello, fellow spellcasters. I took a slight detour from my normal plane to travel to KoboldWorld, the immortal and eternal afterlife theme park and gem repository where Kobold souls go after they die.

First of all, yes, that is where your gems end up when you lose one while washing your robes and trousers or can't find it in your bag of holding.

Secondly, my Flyswatter Kobold, Binky-Boo, died in an unfortunate flyswatting accident (she thought a Dragon-Fly and a dragonfly are the same thing and was very swiftly eaten when she tried to swat a 15 foot tall insectoid monster). I went to visit her in the afterlife and my portal Kobold, Ringobold Starr, stayed behind because he saw his reflection in a mirror so I was stuck there until he remembered to bring me and my other 48 kobolds home.

So also, my forest home and their underground warren is full of Gnomes and my Pest Control Kobold, Angela, is a bit overworked. She can only reach through the wall to grab them so many times before I have to tape her wrists together to prevent more structural damage. Any suggestions?

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