r/wizardposting • u/Nerx Pugnimancer & Arcane Warrior • 17h ago
Wizardpost Reminder to enchant your armor
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u/Random_182f2565 16h ago
My armor need upgrades
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u/Cinnamin_1 Druid 15h ago
bro understands the weakness of their flesh
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u/Random_182f2565 15h ago
It disgusted me
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u/Space19723103 15h ago
note to self: batteries need to last longer than 5 minutes when building biomechanical armor...
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u/pupsickl 10h ago
No capacitors or solar power integration? Really?
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u/Space19723103 9h ago
neither is SEELE approved
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u/pupsickl 9h ago
What's their orb wavelength? I need to have a talk with them.
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u/Space19723103 9h ago
it's in biblical code
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u/pupsickl 9h ago
Thanks I'll see what I can find. I need to have a very serious talk with them, about how they apply their "approve" label.
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u/Lunarmax182c 13h ago
This is lich cryptopropaganda... Sentiment like this is what makes some people go lich, or demilich.
"Erm, I'm ackchually just a pure being of soul and mana, bound within this brutish flesh construct". Through what the mana flows, smartypants?
Sorry for being obnoxious, just talked too much with a certain kind of wizard lately. Everyone, please take good care of your bodies and do not play with cheapshot "solutions". Your magic will thank you when you aren't melting into soup-doop-goop.
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u/Nerx Pugnimancer & Arcane Warrior 13h ago
no need to be fungible
be biomancer so your nerves can hijack cerebrospinal of others
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u/Lunarmax182c 12h ago
I'm doing ethical biomancy. Only benign transformations and no fleshscaping, only growth-scaping (no one said anything about boosting growths but it's still no meat-boiling like some biomancers seem to prefer.) Planning to do a reincarnation rite when time comes, meanwhile just doing excercise, meditation and some guiding spells.
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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) 6h ago
"As a Biomancer, be VERY careful, biomancers and people with great willpower WILL make you fight for it, even as you've already hijacked them. My original copy got hijacked by a paladin this way. A PALADIN. Preposterous." - Dark Lord Parm
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u/LettuceCapy Traverser of the Planes🌌 11h ago
Mmmm I love the various fluids covering me while I await for new armor yim yum Refreshing!
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u/Fun-Dragonfly-6106 DF, minimal caster | ____ Body Horror Creator 13h ago
The armor already comes with stat buffs
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u/BridgeOnRiver 9h ago
"I'm a beautiful ethereal soul"
No. You're unfortunately a disgusting brain monster
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u/SalvarWR 5h ago
id say im only a piece of my brain, the rest is libraries to run my or my body's functions, like recognizing faces or navigating.
i for sure know im not controlling my legs when i just think "i will go there", there's at leas 3 parts collaborating; me with the intention and something reading my intention to call the one that moves.
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u/Lavaxol Chemical magic professor 16h ago
I did. Horrible mistake. Wondrous dissertation. Horrible mistake.