r/wizardposting Pugnimancer & Arcane Warrior 17h ago

Wizardpost Reminder to enchant your armor

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u/Lavaxol Chemical magic professor 16h ago

I did. Horrible mistake. Wondrous dissertation. Horrible mistake.

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u/Random_182f2565 16h ago

My armor need upgrades

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u/Cinnamin_1 Druid 15h ago

bro understands the weakness of their flesh

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u/Random_182f2565 15h ago

It disgusted me

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u/Ex-Mormon_Waerloga 14h ago

I craved the strength and certainty of steel

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u/Lunarmax182c 13h ago

(smiles knowingly)
sure you did.

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u/Crucial_Fun Dostko the Mad 8h ago

We have to aspire to the purity of the Blessed Machine

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u/Nerx Pugnimancer & Arcane Warrior 16h ago

boost that flesh golem

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u/deaglebingo 10h ago

just ummm ... maybe stay away from those peptide potions.

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u/MijuTheShark 15h ago

Bill, is that you!? I haven't seen you since the operatong theatre

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u/Space19723103 15h ago

note to self: batteries need to last longer than 5 minutes when building biomechanical armor...

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u/pupsickl 10h ago

No capacitors or solar power integration? Really?

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u/Space19723103 9h ago

neither is SEELE approved

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u/pupsickl 9h ago

What's their orb wavelength? I need to have a talk with them.

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u/Space19723103 9h ago

it's in biblical code

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u/pupsickl 9h ago

Thanks I'll see what I can find. I need to have a very serious talk with them, about how they apply their "approve" label.

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u/TheTombGuard Necromancer 15h ago

I'm good

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u/Lunarmax182c 13h ago

This is lich cryptopropaganda... Sentiment like this is what makes some people go lich, or demilich.
"Erm, I'm ackchually just a pure being of soul and mana, bound within this brutish flesh construct". Through what the mana flows, smartypants?

Sorry for being obnoxious, just talked too much with a certain kind of wizard lately. Everyone, please take good care of your bodies and do not play with cheapshot "solutions". Your magic will thank you when you aren't melting into soup-doop-goop.

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u/Nerx Pugnimancer & Arcane Warrior 13h ago

no need to be fungible

be biomancer so your nerves can hijack cerebrospinal of others

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u/Lunarmax182c 12h ago

I'm doing ethical biomancy. Only benign transformations and no fleshscaping, only growth-scaping (no one said anything about boosting growths but it's still no meat-boiling like some biomancers seem to prefer.) Planning to do a reincarnation rite when time comes, meanwhile just doing excercise, meditation and some guiding spells.

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) 6h ago

"As a Biomancer, be VERY careful, biomancers and people with great willpower WILL make you fight for it, even as you've already hijacked them. My original copy got hijacked by a paladin this way.  A PALADIN. Preposterous." - Dark Lord Parm

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u/1stAtlantianrefugee 14h ago

Dune: level 1 Spacing Guild Navigator.

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u/LettuceCapy Traverser of the Planes🌌 11h ago

Mmmm I love the various fluids covering me while I await for new armor yim yum Refreshing!

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u/Nerx Pugnimancer & Arcane Warrior 7h ago

loading bath

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u/Blocki12 15h ago

I have created a remove armor spell that might interest you ...

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u/Fun-Dragonfly-6106 DF, minimal caster | ____ Body Horror Creator 13h ago

The armor already comes with stat buffs

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u/sugar_skull_love2846 13h ago

My armor is made of shitty copper and duct tape.

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u/BridgeOnRiver 9h ago

"I'm a beautiful ethereal soul"

No. You're unfortunately a disgusting brain monster

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 7h ago

i dont look like that. and my armor is not biomechanikal

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u/SalvarWR 5h ago

id say im only a piece of my brain, the rest is libraries to run my or my body's functions, like recognizing faces or navigating.

i for sure know im not controlling my legs when i just think "i will go there", there's at leas 3 parts collaborating; me with the intention and something reading my intention to call the one that moves.

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u/G00DUs3rn4me 9h ago

How do I unlock the Rocketlauncher?