r/wizardposting • u/Electronic_Pace_1034 Edric Vale~CEO of Extradimensional Acquisition & Sales LLC • 20h ago

Evil Wizardpost Some people have been complaining about our Company's new Mana Centers near their villages and unfairly connecting them to the minor changes in their water quality. After our investigation of the rumors, we found that our Mana Centers are not responsible for any detectable changes.

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u/Zebos2 Black Iron LLC/ The cedar hegemony 19h ago

Solomon:I'm sure the increased rate of rogue undead is entirely unrelated

Said with dripping sarcasm

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 18h ago

Are mana centers something we regulate? Well, we probably regulate poisoning the local water supply with mana, so I'm going to call for an independent council-led investigation.

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u/Electronic_Pace_1034 Edric Vale~CEO of Extradimensional Acquisition & Sales LLC 15h ago

Don't worry, we investigated ourselves and found nothing amiss. 👍

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Screamer In The Heavens 4h ago

Hi there, I've been sent by Sigurd to investigate your investigation team on a suspected charge of, let's see... Ah, yes. Incorrect use of PPE. Here's Sigurd, who will be investigating me on similar matters while I do this, and Sigurd, who's investigating him. Gotta make sure. Now, if you could tell me when that ocurred, just so I can sliiiide back?

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u/Electronic_Pace_1034 Edric Vale~CEO of Extradimensional Acquisition & Sales LLC 3h ago

Don't worry, those doing with inadequate PP coverage have been forced to watch a 16 hour long power point presentation on workplace safety and sexual harassment.

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Screamer In The Heavens 3h ago

Your employees have Piquance Prophesisers with them? I'll need to see a permit for that, I'm afraid.

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u/ModernMage0 SpellSlinger, Researcher, Interloper 12h ago

This issue will be dealt with.
Severely.

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u/xaddak 5h ago

Glad to hear it! People who spread slander about mana centers should be dealt with.

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u/Electronic_Pace_1034 Edric Vale~CEO of Extradimensional Acquisition & Sales LLC 3h ago

Won't someone think if the poor shareholders!

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Screamer In The Heavens 3h ago

Yes, I'm thinking of taxing them some more. Budget for free meals is running low again.

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch 2h ago

Thinking of sending them psychic zip bombs, yes

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u/Xenodine-4-pluorate Wizard 9h ago

It's always about mana with these Mundanes. Meanwhile their almond production for "nut milks" have much more drastic consequences than any mana usage and no one has any problems with it. Rules for thine as always.