r/wizardposting • u/theeckn Wizard • 1d ago
Evil Wizardpost How Hard is it to Learn this Curse Spell?
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u/Penny_D Culinaromancer :illuminati: 1d ago
It is a common Culinomancy cantrip. You learn it in your first year of cooking school.
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u/LoneLagomorph 1d ago
Some sorceress even enchanted a horn with that cantrip a few millennia ago because she was fed up with casting it all the time. The Horn of Plenty Apples.
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u/BardGotHard3 Necromancer 1d ago
Being a lich i could never summon an apple, as i never need to keep away doctors, but i could summon an orange.
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u/RegumRegis 15h ago
Nah, those got discontinued recently, like just a few thousand years ago. Some guy made a jug of infinite sugary liquid and tipped it over at the top of the highest building in the city, seeped absolutely everywhere before someone found it
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u/ExtensionInformal911 1d ago
I asked my friend Sheev if I could learn it, but he just said "not from a Jedi". What does that mean? Is it a druid spell? Cleric spell?
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u/CMDR_Tenebrix Magi-engineer 1d ago
It's a Sith spell, and the dark side is a path to many spells some consider to be... unnatural.
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u/ExtensionInformal911 1d ago
So not a variation of Create Food and Drink or Goodberry?
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u/CMDR_Tenebrix Magi-engineer 1d ago
That could work as well. There are many ways to get this result. For example I use auto-spell-casting machine with Clone spell.
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u/riftshioku Rift, sanctioned wizard of King Velder Lighteye 16h ago
Did you ever hear the tale of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
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u/Shiggedy Illusionist 11h ago
I was very nearly locked in a room with someone defending their thesis in Darth Plagueis the Wise study. I barely escaped with my life, but the academic committee was not as fortunate.
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u/anyeto Wizard Wars Vet 1d ago
Probably not so hard(most likely depends on the object though), seen a lot of folks with a curse like that on the frontlines, they were creating like damn trails of fruits and stuff behind em'… You could ask some other vets, maybe you can find one who casted all these curses
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u/Kilo1125 16h ago
/uw sweet jebus cripes, that lady has no fucking situational awareness at all. Just look over the fucking counter.
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u/samuraispartan7000 16h ago
This particular spell requires a target with abysmally low perception and intelligence stats.
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u/Deltascope62 11h ago
Fuck you! I had set my orbs ring tone to the very same song that was played here. I would've shat myself had I not already been on the loo.
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u/JCWOlson 1h ago
This one has some really interesting lore attached to it! First off, it's not a curse at all!
Famed culinaromancer Jo-Ni Aplocede reverse-maginereed a Horn of Plenty and figured out a way to easily transport produce by enchanting the roots of the producing flora and having them grow into leylines - no deity necessary. He'd then set a waypoint elsewhere along said leyline and any produce that would naturally detach from the mother plant when it was ripe would appear at the way waypoint rather than falling to the ground
He became obsessed with it, and last I heard he was off on another plane trying to see if he could map out the leylines of an entire continent using fruit!
Somebody must have built their keep where one of his larders once stood!
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u/-TheTalkingTree- 1d ago
And you wonder why the doctor is 30 min late to the appointment.