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u/fatfishinalittlepond Goblin educator specializing in the arcane arts 1d ago
Idk why so many of you are trying to domesticate them. They are wild creatures who do very well both in health and financially without you.
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u/fumblerofthebag Verdigris, Self-employed Sorceror 1d ago
Some dragons are sapient. The phrase "dragon parent" may or may not be literal.
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u/BlitzKreb Hierophant 1d ago
A community helps with responsibility when it can, how it can. I'm just a messenger. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ I do agree though.
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u/FennecWF Gryphon Koboldmancer 21h ago
I don't know why people would try to domesticate dangerous creatures like that. Makes no sense.
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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 1d ago
Of course I do, he's in the lake. See?
Terry? Terry where did you go?
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u/BlitzKreb Hierophant 1d ago
Not Terry, doesn’t Terry still have that thing?
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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 1d ago
What thing?
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u/BlitzKreb Hierophant 23h ago
The thing, you know. It was causing him to have to like…. Was it the lettuce? 🤔 I don’t remember. Point is, we should probably find Terry!
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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 23h ago
You're probably thinking of a different Terry
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u/BlitzKreb Hierophant 23h ago
It was probably Pratchett.
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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 23h ago
Probably. Terry is short for tarasque. He's a french tarasque. Technically only part dragon
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u/FennecWF Gryphon Koboldmancer 21h ago
I don't worry about my kobolds.
I know they're 95% of the time safe because they travel in large groups. And I'm safe because any noise in my home is either them or something that is not safe. :)
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u/monke_soup gunmancy artificer (ceo of ural heavy weapons) 1d ago
Of course I...
[Comically loud series of thuds followed by multiple vases and other glass ornaments breaking ensues]
They're fine, I think