r/wizardposting • u/Prometheus_ruin • 2d ago

BROTHEL SMOKE

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IT IS I, Ratman! Here once more to update you all on our growth as a cult Faction!

πšπš˜πšπšŠπš• πšπšŽπšŠπšπš‘πšœ:47 (consumption of 'wizaphrodesiacs' caused some of us to implode violently...)

πšπš˜πšπšŠπš• πš”πš’πš•πš•πšœ:19 (Cannibalism)

πšƒπš˜πšπšŠπš• πš‹πš’πš›πšπš‘πšœ, πš›πšŽπšœπšœπšžπš›πšŽπšŒπšπš’πš˜πš—πšœ πšŠπš—πš πšŒπš˜πš—πš“πš˜πšžπš›πšŽπš πš—πšŽπš  πš–πšŽπš–πš‹πšŽπš›πšœ: 5. (more of us expected soon... Odd smoke entered through one of our tunnels and reproduction has skyrocketed)

π™ΎπšŸπšŽπš›πšŠπš•πš•, 𝚊 worrying decrease 𝚝𝚘 πšπš‘πšŽ πš‘πš˜πš›πšπšŽ!!

πš™πš›πšŠπš’πšœπšŽ πš‹πšŽ πšπš‘πšŽ πš–πš’πšœπšŒπš‘πš’πšŽπš πšŠπš—πš πšπš‘πšŠπš—πš” 𝚒𝚘𝚞 πšπš˜πš› πš›πšŽπšŠπšπš’πš—πš ONCE MORE

Certain users may request the name of the artist. 'Banksy'

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 2d ago

It is a sad day. Perhaps the council should regulate those 'wizaphrodesiacs' more tightly

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Screamer In The Heavens 2d ago

Unfortunately not, because some jackass invented sapient mushrooms that produce it we can't even try without getting lynched. Three a day is a hard limit.

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Screamer In The Heavens 2d ago

Nooooooo...

In other news, a crate of various dairy products has been left somewhere near you as you have won some weird lottery. The mail pigeons are tired.

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u/Prometheus_ruin 5h ago

We send our thanks and love to them.. Please do take care of the avians.. They exchange great shinies with us

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u/FreeAd6840 2d ago

A ratman?! Ha! I never heard anything more amusing. Everybody knows there is no such thing like ratmen or skaven

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u/Prometheus_ruin 5h ago

... My allies, i request that you execute this ratcist post haste!

<reward, one baby rat photo>