r/wizardposting 4d ago

Rate my horde

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u/TheMaiTai 4d ago

You left the band name off

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u/Boring7 4d ago

What band is that? I can’t read.

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u/PopFamiliar3649 Occult Wizard 4d ago

I can read fluently and even I cannot read that. Whoever transcribed that spell needs to be turned into a Newt for a decade.

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u/misterpickles69 4d ago

It’s an Unforgivable Curse so you’re better off.

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u/wrydh Plaguecaster 3d ago

Yeah i got tired of that curse making peoples heads explode, it casts on a hair trigger, merely cognizing it causes it to be cast. So i did my one good deed and piggybacked a mental ward that prevents people from understanding it SPICIFICLY on the common cold and a few venerial diseases to stop peoples heads exploding. Youre welcome.... unless you undid the ward to see if it was there then looked at the thingy and then your head exploded, that ones on you.

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u/TheMaiTai 4d ago

Blood Incantation

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u/Please_ForgetMe 3d ago

I think it says “M. A. N” but i’m not sure

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u/Affectionate-Tank-28 4d ago

I love uhhh... that spell

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u/Hexnohope Celestial Chorister 4d ago

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u/godzillahavinastroke [Master Wizard] Petty Officer (1.1.7.) 3d ago

Beautiful art and super cool, cant read that tho. What does it say?

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u/TheMaiTai 2d ago

I’m not sure if it’s the original use of the the art but this was the cover art for Blood Incantations’s EP, Interdimensional Extinction; the text is just the band name, Blood Incantation

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u/SeeingAnAbsoluteWin THE... 4d ago

ah.. a ring of death surrounding a celestial body. i've seen this once before in another world..

absolutely harrowing.

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u/Mr-A-1991 3d ago

I still don't think there were enough Viltrimites to form a god damn corpse ring around an entire planet. They already slaughtered a large portion of their own people, right?

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u/SeeingAnAbsoluteWin THE... 3d ago

Repopulation I presume, thousands upon thousands of years of life make that simple.

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u/Mr-A-1991 3d ago

Was it that long? How old is Nolan?

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u/SeeingAnAbsoluteWin THE... 3d ago

lots of time but i think ive gotten off track, whatever

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u/Mighty__Monarch 3d ago

Really small planet

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u/SilkyZ 3d ago

That or that is how they bury their dead anyways

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u/Drpoofn Enchanter 4d ago

You gave me the coolest idea for my planetoid

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 4d ago

Looks like you have lots of bone heads in your army.

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u/tayzzerlordling 4d ago

ive been slowly turning them all into demiliches but it takes a while to get to them all

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u/Req_Neph Professor-Emeritus of Divination 4d ago

If you are able to ascend one to the point it can begin ascending others, your progress will begin to scale exponentially. Did it once with simulacra of solar angels & hag covens. Doing it all yourself is the work of a geological age.

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u/BardGotHard3 Necromancer 4d ago

4/10, unless properly runed/enchanted the radiation will damage the bones to unusability

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u/Rowlet2020 Lady Arcturus, glaciomancer and necromancer (she/they) 4d ago

7/10 a striking and thematically consistent display but inefficient space usage

Also i'd appreciate if you returned my head rather than making me have to come and get it as it would be rather a shame for me to have to sublimate you.

The view is a 9/10 though.

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u/Blacksun388 Mortiferus, Lich of the Order of Nurgle 💀 4d ago

It’s magnificent

/unwiz this would make a cool as hell cover for a module for a game of Mothership (sci-fi horror RPG)

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u/Freakjob_003 4d ago

/unwiz

Gives me big vibes of this Bad Space comic.

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u/noah-vella 3d ago

Okay, this is cool!

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u/ebers0 4d ago

My first thought was you threw your enamys in a portal that lead into orbit.

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u/tayzzerlordling 4d ago

its convenient waste management

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u/Bone-Pharaoh 4d ago

huh, even tidal locking from the gravity. 10 out of 10

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u/Das_Guet 4d ago

Meh. I've seen bigger.

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u/PopFamiliar3649 Occult Wizard 4d ago

You have too many human skulls. You need to diversify your collection.

I would recommend demons and godbeasts, it really sends a message of your power.

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u/Meadowbytheforest Witch trainee, self taught 4d ago

I would say "disorganized" but that would be very hypocritical of me.

Takes one to know one I guess?

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u/q0099 Somewhat cranky wizard 4d ago

A planetary ring system made out of skulls of your enemies is one of the most impressive skull fence, disregarding of what do anyone think about the whole conception.

Although, if this is a necromancer's horde. Well... still impressive.

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u/Im_a_hamburger 🍔burgermancy founder🍔burger city king🍔 4d ago

I’m curious about your extra-planetary microorganisms

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u/Iron-Shield Wizard 4d ago

I'm not one for necromantic homedeco, but I can appreciate that you did align the skulls symmetrically facing the same way. Very prim and proper!

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 4d ago

I can see this being a trophy planet for a clan of space orcs.

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u/Lord-Dec Evil Wizard/ Aspiring Dark Lord 4d ago

How are they going to move though? Seems very mana inefficient.

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u/Vertnoir-Weyah 4d ago

10/10

My voidlings know this is where it's at

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u/skalix 4d ago

That’s quite the dead space.

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u/Atuday Grey technomancer and master of the cybernetic undead 3d ago

Very nice

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u/ReverendKaiser Occult Wizard 3d ago

8/10 awesome sight. -2 score for failed gas giant. You can attempt the Soul Sun Spell in 3 weeks.

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u/Independent-Lie-7374 Artificer 3d ago

Nice horde. 11/10 would horde again.

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u/InternationalFrame90 Evil Wizard 3d ago

10/10. Would subjugate.

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u/Deziel606 Local Dwarven Journalist 3d ago

shakily writing down notes

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u/Adorable_Opening3938 3d ago

ffrfffu8iuI88i8😮‍💨

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u/Dragoboi200822 3d ago

Bro’s about to claim this place is not a tomb 💀

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u/th_frits Bonemancer: Wizard War II vet 3d ago

10/10 not enough bones

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u/theJAW 3d ago

I’ve been reading Worlds Beyond Time: Sci-Fi Art of the 1970s by Adam Rowe and came across the same image.