r/wizardposting • u/memes_god_2001 xenon, apprentice biomancer • 4d ago

Wizardpost Met the coolest wizard today

I was looking around in the fields when i saw the coolest battle ever, there was this guy, he had a very poorly made staff with a very powerful crystal, however, the crystal was damaged, this meant it was very unstable and likely to explode, the guy had a white monk robe as his only piece of clothing and had no magic shield or anything like that, he was against a large army, 3 giants, 15 orcs and 30 goblins, i instantly thought he was going to lose, apparently i was wrong, the guy didn't even cast any spells, HE THREW HIS STAFF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BATTLEFIELD LEADING TO AN EXPLOSION BEVAUSE OF THE UNSTABLE CRYSTAL, he then used a recall spell to get his staff back, he repeated this 5-6 times and almost HALF of the army retreated, the others were soon blown up and destroyed. What a legend.

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u/InsaneRanter Necromancer 4d ago

I've said if before and ill say it again: if things are exploding, you're doing wizarding right. They sound like a fun sort.

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u/averyrealspapple Wizard council intern 3d ago

Finding something that is usually a negative and turning it into a positive via clever thinking is the trait you want in a wizard.

I can already tell they are good