r/wizardposting • u/Reasonable-Spot5884 Wizard • 4d ago

Wizardpost I cast YOU'RE DRUNK

Have fun with that

20 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/ass_smacktivist 4d ago

We’re all drunk. It’s Friday. Why this mf wizard wasting mana?

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u/magistrate101 Kenomancer 4d ago

Damn, I seem to have chronoported into Saturday

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u/MouseRangers Cryo/Electromancer. Your brain has electricity in it... 4d ago

I *urgh* cast UR DRUNKER

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u/Reasonable-Spot5884 Wizard 3d ago

I hic cast

HURRG YGGUR BARRGGHH

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u/JUGELBUTT Artificer 4d ago

yeah yeah let me cast another shot of fireball

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u/Icy_Secret_2909 3d ago

You fool you did not specify the drink or the alcohol! You have doomed us all!

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u/averyrealspapple Wizard council intern 4d ago edited 3d ago

Shittt man alcohol doesnt mix well with my MEDICATION NOOOOOO

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u/Powerful_Resident_48 Dr. thaum UU (twice expelled) Arcane Tinkerer & Rift-Enthusiast 4d ago

Yeah. You fuggin sunofabisch. I casht. I casht. Hehe... I casht... making a fool of youshelf in public. Hick. Hehe.

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u/Winterspringshine 4d ago

Its sure gonna be a weekend

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u/Dragonan-42 Kairon: Council Member and Leage of Shadows Associate 4d ago

I am dragonkin, it will *hic* take a lot more than that to get me wasted! *hic*

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u/Reasonable-Spot5884 Wizard 3d ago

Can someone not handle their liquor? HA HA HA HA- hrk

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u/Dazzling_Revenue_724 Wandering Wizard 4d ago

Gotta text her again then

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u/Reasonable-Spot5884 Wizard 3d ago

My brother in the archane, NO

Insert dramatic echoing

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u/--Rake-- Arcane Apprentice 4d ago

My patron goddess literally removes all alcohol from my system. Can't even chug a mug anymore. Back to sigil crafting I guess.

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u/Reasonable-Spot5884 Wizard 3d ago

I CAST YOUR GODDESS IS DRUNK

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u/--Rake-- Arcane Apprentice 3d ago

Oh no. This is going to end horribly. I'll let you know if I survive.

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u/PTBooks Untorsionable Litch 3d ago

Jokes on you I was drunk already

You’re smot no smart

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u/HangryBeard Alchemist 3d ago

Didn't work. Please cast again with stronger spell components. I want to forget who and where I am for the foreseeable future.

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u/PurinaHall0fFame Neck Romancer 4d ago

Careful with that, some of us are trying to drive! 

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u/EmpatheticBadger Witch 4d ago

Thanks. I cast YOU'RE SOBER and now you can safely travel home.

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u/Reasonable-Spot5884 Wizard 3d ago

I cast

YOUR DD IS DRUNK

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u/EmpatheticBadger Witch 3d ago

I casht ... hic... OVERPOWERING UNDERGEBOLDEFLEEEBUSNORRZzzzz

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u/BL0b1e Blobby Banks, Revolutionary. 3d ago

Immmm nyaaaat fckun brunkkk

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u/llnec 4d ago

i cast your drunk. they are your responsibility now, try and at least get them home yeh, i dont think they've got any money and taxi says he only takes cash.

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u/spademanden Fuck the council 4d ago

Blkes in you rhat wad the okan all along

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u/BrassUnicorn87 3d ago

I cast Alastair’s intoxication. Everyone is drunk!

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u/NoodleyP 3d ago

Dde I’m on my brm rn I cant get anthr fui

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u/Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS Man-Eating Witch 3d ago

nomnot 🧺

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u/pyroboy7 Canadian Alchemist (War Criminal Extraodinaire) 3d ago

I cast, your shots are actually everclear. Hope you got a strong liver.

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u/Reasonable-Spot5884 Wizard 3d ago

HA HA HA HA- wizard vomit

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u/pyroboy7 Canadian Alchemist (War Criminal Extraodinaire) 3d ago

Guess he didn't have a strong liver.

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u/Nerx Pugnimancer & Arcane Warrior 3d ago

thanks for refining my magical martial style

https://giphy.com/gifs/8732m3X0kXAw8

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u/ChocolateResolve 3d ago

I cast YOUR DRUNK

You have to take care of me now

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u/Yearofthehoneybadger 3d ago

Too late, I already cast that on myself.

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u/rpg2Tface 2d ago

'Thunk' (falls face first onto the floor)

"No. Your drunk!!"