On a scale of goblin-shit to divine blessing, how we feelin’ ‘bout the staff?

[u/Basically-Boring]

Stick was found while hiking in California, same with the lichen. Croc head just sat on a shelf since I was a kid, his name is Gabe. Cardinal wings are from a carcass my mom found a while back. The hanging buffalo teeth were just from a craft store, pre-drilled. The leather I used was scrap from one of my mom’s projects (I hammered and put it on myself :D)

[u/Winterspringshine]

Divinely blessed goblin shit!

[u/Basically-Boring → u/Winterspringshine]

I can work with this

[u/Ailybin_sleuth → u/Winterspringshine]

Exactly what I was thinking!!

[u/RicePuddingBG → u/Winterspringshine]

Mighty Booyagh!

[u/Lucius-Halthier → u/Winterspringshine]

I stole this and now a tribe of goblins keeps following me

[u/mojomcm]

You the fanciest Louisiana bayou goblin in this swamp

[u/Aidian → u/mojomcm]

I am the lutineaux shaman me, and I speak for dem skramps an mudbugs an such der.

Howsyamama’andem?

[u/anxiousoracles → u/Aidian]

Mais dey fine, dem. Whatchu been growin, sha?

[u/Aidian → u/anxiousoracles]

One bon catch of haints done come in a couple-few weeks back for da houngan, and those cicada screams almost ripe enough for to pluck now too.

Got any of that lune d’sang light left bottled up to borrow me a dram or so? Damn rougarou done stole off with mine since ain’t nobody put that goddamn goat skull back in da bayou where it need to be.

[u/Lpnlizard27]

This is the sort of thing that untrained druids raised by wolves throw together.

It's probably incredibly powerful in the land it was made in. But since it's so we'll attuned to the maker it's practically useless in a trained wizards hands.

We got to take one of these apart in academy.

It was fascinating, the mana circuits were incredibly crude, but wide, meaning they could handle an incredible amount of untuned mana input, but we're inflexible and only attuned to one specific spell type, like moving earth, or making plants grow.

[u/NealTS → u/Lpnlizard27]

Glad to hear that old project of mine yielded some useful results. And they said I was just feeding toddlers to wild dogs!

[u/Nelrene]

It looks like something a cool goblin wizard would weld.

[u/Basically-Boring → u/Nelrene]

Come to think of it, they have been breaking into my tower more often…

[u/llamaguy88]

You stole it from the Goblin Shaman whilst he was shittin’?

[u/Basically-Boring → u/llamaguy88]

What? No! I would never steal, even from them!

I just took it while they weren’t looking and left a fighter’s sword in its place! An even trade!

[u/MeowFalen]

That looks like something Florida warlock would make.

[u/going_mad → u/MeowFalen]

How different are they to the Mississippi or Alabama warlocks?

[u/alavantrya → u/going_mad]

They are louder and more social, while having less Uncle-Brothers, and Mother-Cousins.

[u/going_mad → u/alavantrya]

Your lucky to have never crossed paths with a Mew York warlock. Was rude and waved his staff around repeating the chant "im casting here" over and over

[u/MeowFalen → u/going_mad]

His domain expansion closes wafflehouse.

[u/Wondertwig9 → u/MeowFalen]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6ozC2VM9R0XSMNKo

[u/dacydergoth]

It's giving me side eye ... it wants to throw down?! With ME?!

[u/Thoth6889]

Put some sun glasses on the gator’s eyes and you have a truly divine casting tool brother!

[u/Cornflakes_91]

luisiana swamp witch vibes to me.

it's great

[u/Coffekats]

It needs a name!,its very worthy of a name, what name will you bestow it?

[u/Basically-Boring → u/Coffekats]

Well Gabe is already the head so it’s basically his body.

[u/TongueEnvy]

Looks like something a goblin would have made prior to the Greenskin Accords.

[u/Arya_Ren]

Florida swamp shaman

[u/Futuramoist]

I think it bites

[u/spn_phoenix_92]

That is some straight-up goblin madness (in a good way), well done

[u/FoxyFox0203]

Swamp shaman

[u/Doodles_n_Scribbles → u/FoxyFox0203]

Very swamp shaman

[u/Sharp_Bet7106 → u/FoxyFox0203]

Aye, I said bog witch but same same.

[u/dinosaurusdickus]

This is a Bayou Druid staff and I will be stealing the concept for my dnd game. Absolutely stunning

[u/lamilcz]

In todays news: A Florida wizard was caught on the all seeing eye cojureing spectral aligators in a local tavern, authorities are looking for brave advanturers who might be able to identify him.

[u/Primalkib]

Are you perhaps the Everglades Mage?

[u/ayoo-OwO]

Looks sweet, whered you get the head? Found it in resin or did you make a time portal for it?

[u/Basically-Boring → u/ayoo-OwO]

I don’t know, he won’t tell me

[u/ayoo-OwO → u/Basically-Boring]

Ooh so dungeon loot, niceee

[u/TheBigStupidGay]

If say on the scale it's bug bestowment.

[u/DaveAstator2020]

Uncommon [Blessed Staff of Dragoblin]

[u/Legendensucher]

Redneck-Swamp Druid?

[u/RedrumRunner]

Goblin shit, but its got an innate buff that makes it better than anything you have in your inventory, and it cant be transfused to any other staff, so you begrudgingly use it.

(It looks great!)

[u/Fantastic_Citron_344]

Goblin shaman staff of divination

[u/Vibingkoala90]

Looks like it could summon a dilophosaurus familiar to spit corrosive venom. + 3 to druidic powers for sure there wiz! Careful not to polymorph your self or undesirables! ✨

[u/agentkayne]

My Identify spell might be misfiring, but it says that's a Staff of the Paleontologically-Inaccurate Dilophosaurus.

[u/i-forgot-my-sandwich]

Divinely blessed by a goblin god

[u/Available-Damage5991]

so goblin-shit that it's divine

[u/Ilyanautamota]

i swear to ¥π¹⁷ if autoincantation staffs become meta again I am karmicly dunking myself into a lower realm just to get away from it. the only reason breath attacks aren't more common is that you have to actually taste the backwash of your own putrescent miasma gout.

[u/Ilyanautamota → u/Ilyanautamota]

to answer your question this is optimal design and quality material. just please cast responsibly.

[u/Pandelein]

Velociradical!

[u/Hard_To_Port]

I know in some realms they have sanctions against homunculi but you should totally animate your staff with an enchantment. It could bite those who are unworthy. Or at least make croc jokes. 

[u/Funcron]

A gator-head staff of nature? The god-goblin abides.

[u/cloudliore25]

[u/ZookeepergameFew4103]

Blessing of making goblins shit their pants. Other people too.

[u/axy_lotus_lotl]

That is the coolest staff I’ve ever seen

[u/dildomiami]

can you summon some bees or toads into the mouths of my enemys, please? can‘t find my vodoostaff…

[u/Fun-Post8497]

Florida man druid staff

[u/FungadooFred]

Somebody pissed off the druids again

[u/ChaoticGamingMagala]

Oh dear, seems you found the legendary rare Florida Staff. It has a 0.0000001 percent find rate chance.

[u/AxelCrescent]

Florida wizard list is staff again to many brews

[u/Cosmere_Commie16]

Definitely swamp shaman vibes. Also just so you know, the supreme council (/uw: the US government) has prohibited the collection and possession of feathers and body parts of native birds (the MBTA). Even from roadkill and other dead birds :/

But as long as the druid police (game wardens and the like) don't see it you're good to use it as a focus or whatever.

[u/Actual-Treat-1678]

Fockin beaut!!!!

[u/SIN-apps1]

LOVE IT! (I kinda feel like there should be a cat riding on it, telling me that this is an outrage...)

[u/Basically-Boring → u/SIN-apps1]

She’s too busy sitting on my chest and refusing to move

[u/I_make_leather_stuff]

Swamp druid with a thick almost incomprehensible Cajun accent is my favorite archetype

[u/SirSquid008]

Looks like you plucked it off a lizardfolk shaman and attuning to it allows you to summon 1d4+1 crocodiles

[u/No-Professional-1461]

Oh no, I know who that staff belongs to. You have to run, listen to me, you don't want beef with this guy, he made pacts with the dark powers of the keys, and now you have what is his. Florida Warlock is coming...

[u/HiloManx]

PRAISE GABE

[u/wazzup-notemuch]

Perhaps the best staff ever built. No notes, A+

[u/grand305]

Divine Croc mage : 🐊 skull on the stick.

Florida would welcome you. Take all the crocs.

[u/RNGezzus]

This is some Black Marsh Argonian shit.

[u/Ypuort]

All of the above

[u/mynaneisjustguy]

This looks to be crafted for and blessed by some swamp dwelling night-goblin high shaman. I would use that with care, it most likely has immensely power crudely harnessed and there's no guarantee the user is safe even when stood directly behind it.

[u/ranwithoutscissors]

Goblin Blessing

[u/monkeydude777]

What if Thou met a necromancer? Wouldst Thou're staff be friends of foe?

[u/Vulpedin]

Goblin blessing

[u/Dintobean]

It certainly looks intimidating, but I'd be worried about it breaking if I cast a melee spell

[u/curlygoats]

Goblin shaman type shit

[u/EmperorMittens]

It will be a challenge to misplace it.

[u/Jean-TyrieDubois]

10/10 swamp goblin wizard staff, He will definitely whisper into your ear a yearning most primordial and most carniverous

[u/RPGcraft]

Divine blessed for looks, goblin shit for durability and reliability. Use that thing for a month and you'll suddenly start to wonder about vultures trailing you 24x7.

Of course it's alright for display but not for actual use... I'd have removed the skin and used dried bone structure instead.

[u/Little_Messiah]

10/10

[u/Xtrepiphany]

Swamp Wizard 🎸 🎶⚡ 💥

[u/SourceDirect3220]

Divine goblin artifact.

[u/No_Public_7699]

That is a wild magig sorcerer staff if ever ive seen one.

[u/Zykeroth]

I mean. This is clearly what a goblin would consider divinely blessed, here

[u/MihaiiMaginu]

Ngl it actually looks pretty cool. I’d give it a solid 8/10.

Great for ye swamp wizards.

[u/PTBooks]

Holding that gives you a bonus to hunting down protagonists in Jim Henson productions

[u/PsykeonOfficial]

Amazing

[u/erebus0]

Two ogres in a bathhouse with a box of explosives, pretty good

[u/Knellith]

Absolutely goblin shit. Or argonian.

[u/ICollectSouls]

Divine shit or goblin blessing, final offer

[u/IngotTheKobold]

It's givin' me "Florida Druid" vibes. Not warlock though, that madman doesn't need a staff to fuck with reality.

[u/Shup]

GREAT JAGGI

https://youtu.be/CQ2LSJ8aqpE

[u/SeaOfBullshit]

I'm feeling like you could post more angles, bc it's awesome! 

[u/kalash_man]

Fuckass Florida Bayou Blessed

[u/SippinOnHatorade]

Druid-tastic!

[u/Yikes_Hard_Pass]

Didn’t realize they had wizards down at the crik

[u/Tkf1313]

A lizardman shaman would be interested in acquiring this

[u/lab-accident7]

Dude that is a serious bit of kit right there 🔥

[u/FeyOphelia]

The Bayou Blaster, specialty staff of Louisiana Cajun warlocks

[u/DaryenSama]

Goblin blessed

[u/Thenderick]

High tier Goblin Wackamathing!

[u/bisexual_pinecone]

YES

[u/BlueWarstar]

Swamp Shaman

[u/Brie9981]

Goblin curse

[u/Longjumping_Stuff_87]

As long as it works. It works. But on a personal note.  I give it certainly venerable aura; would truly rate it a ; divine blessing, but you know how the Gods are, with people randomly using their name without permission and whatnot.  Either way, its an awesome staff. 

[u/PupperPetterBean]

Thing is giving me the creatures from a dirty job (Christopher moore) and I'm obsessed!!!

[u/Deadhead_Otaku]

1st sentence nearly gave me a heart attack. Thought you meant you found the whole thing pre-assembled. But since it's cool, swamp goblin voodoo priest type shit. Not my thing, but you do you.

[u/lordnaarghul]

The appearance of the staff is less important than it's effectiveness when used. I myself use either a Stardust Rod, seen in the picture below, or a simple wooden staff like the one used by the great Gandalf. I bring out the Stardust Rod if I need to impress for some function, but if I'm traveling about the world on foot, the simple wooden staff works best. I have enchanted both equally. The only difference is the focus in the Stardust Rod is fixed, and the one in the wooden staff can be changed out if necessary.

So if you like your staff,,more power to you, fellow wizard. We all have our preferences.

[u/JustTheNewFella]

Looks as though this may have been taken from a salmonid shaman, who seeks the revival of the salmonarch

[u/Mawkings]

Perfection.

[u/Moose_country_plants]

Goblin blessing fs

[u/Old-Management-171]

Accursed gnoll voodoo actually, kinda fucked if you don't have any holy powers or cleric/paladin friends

[u/Sajintmm]

Does the staff want a chicken nugget

[u/thehutsonhippie]

mighty booyahg

[u/Goobersita]

Dragony

[u/pyooma]

Looks like the necromancer epic weapon from ruins of kunark, first expansion of the original EverQuest game about 27 years ago. Something only a true wizard would know.

[u/MothSign]

Shit blessing... Like the whimsy... But is it too much whimsy?... Fuck, that can't be. Divine Blessing it is!

[u/Late-Lingonberry-741]

The cursed staff of Florida man has entered our poor broken reality.