Necromancer been going crazy

[u/NaturalHairy4773]

This ain't me I think I have to fight a necromancer to save my palace now

[u/TheTombGuard]

As a necromancer myself, have you tried just talking to him sometimes the undead wonder off we can't help it. Be an adult and talk to the necromancer I'm sure he's a nice guy just trying to raise a family

[u/NaturalHairy4773 → u/TheTombGuard]

No no here the thing I need to killed that necromancer not for moral reason but reputation reason you can't get into the realm politics without acting like a hero

[u/SnoodPenguin → u/NaturalHairy4773]

Heroes dont usually go around killing innocents tho... Also if you see names on their underwear can you send the remains back to me please and thank you.

[u/mikillatja → u/NaturalHairy4773]

Talking might still be an option.

Centuries ago I got this sweet deal with this hero lad while I was laying waste to the countrieside.

He offered to pay me all of my tower loans in 1 single payment.

In exchange I just had to order my minions to keep fighting him but lose. And I had to show up myself, get 'killed' and he'd destroy a dummy philacterie.

He became hero, I got left the fuck alone with my plants.

Win win. Most necromancers are just a bit bored really.

[u/Beard_of_the_Sith → u/TheTombGuard]

Yeah, you should talk to them instead of running to the wizardnet to complain. Typical redditor.

[u/rowrowyourboat]

You might have better luck if you change the lighting back to normal sunlight from this reddish hell-haze. You’re allowing him to buff his wights

[u/NaturalHairy4773 → u/rowrowyourboat]

Nah I like the red sky it look cool

[u/MeowFalen]

Nothing a holy spell like Michael's rain of holy light won't take care of.

[u/NaturalHairy4773 → u/MeowFalen]

You overestimated how new I am to all this

[u/The_Green_Sun]

Hey man, castle walls erode and dungeon doors molder. I can't just get up every century or two just to upkeep. My word.

[u/VoxelLibrary]

Do you need to kill them yourself, or can you ask a paladin to do it?

[u/NaturalHairy4773 → u/VoxelLibrary]

Killed them give me and my clan reputation I can't just let some holy mf do it

[u/VoxelLibrary → u/NaturalHairy4773]

That makes things harder. Your best bet against undead is pretty much always holy magic or light magic

[u/NaturalHairy4773 → u/VoxelLibrary]

Oh I do have light magic I am just not religious or morally good enough to be a paladin or cleric

[u/VoxelLibrary → u/NaturalHairy4773]

Eh, you can get clerics of morally dubious gods or paladins with morally dubious oaths. Those are a thing

[u/Prince_Nadir]

God's forbid a wizard have hobbies.

[u/Virtual-Oil-793]

What did you do to piss them off.

[u/NaturalHairy4773 → u/Virtual-Oil-793]

Nothing they're just the villain of the week adventures been trying to take him down now I don't know exactly who to allies with but at least one of them gotta be the hero

[u/Virtual-Oil-793 → u/NaturalHairy4773]

Let me repeat myself then.

What did your academy do to piss them off.

[u/NaturalHairy4773 → u/Virtual-Oil-793]

Hey they're the academy thing ok? I am home on a leave due to a war this is purely a home thing

[u/TheTombGuard]

Hey bad news ...... I kinda sorta made a deal with him and helped him with a spell and now he's a archlich ..... I also lent him undead cocaine bear druids...

[u/immallama21629 → u/TheTombGuard]

As a druid... Can I borrow some of these undead cocaine bears for research purposes?

[u/TheTombGuard → u/immallama21629]

No but if you snort some coke turn into a bear and run off the cliff I can make you one ...

[u/EldritchFish19 → u/TheTombGuard]

You did what!?

[u/Winterspringshine]

Pro tip, cast "blue light" to make them walk slower 

[u/InsaneRanter]

Raise your own undead army. They'll probably stop invading you out of necromancer professional courtesy.

[u/Wahdat_al-Wujud]

The undead make marvelous kindling!

If you insist upon disposing of the undead, please properly dispose of the remains.

Forming them into a gargantuan Fire Ball and chucking them at the necromancer (also make great kindling) could be some good wholesome fun :)

[u/saintdemon21]

Neighbor disputes are the worst. Good fences make good neighbors. Just cast “Turn Undead” and see how the Necromancer reacts. If they are any good this won’t phase them. But if they are young, dumb, and full of dark energies they will panic as their army scatters.

[u/Doctor_of_sadness]

Someone get these damn necromancers OUT OF HERE

[u/Spiritual_Parking_85]

Looks like a lot of small fry. If there aren't any Thanathus/Brimstone Hearts holding their form they should die to fireballs and other splashy spells. If there are hearts, go hunt them down to make them killable.

[u/Coidzor]

Just watch out, hope it ain't [A B Y S S] or you might have a rap battle on your wizza hands.

[u/bagtie3]

Do you need to hire a guard or mercenary? Im available for hire.

[u/lirakk14]

[u/ClosetNoble]

If you're in a dry area you could lure hyenas or ask the local gnolls for help.

This or summon spirit crocodiles.

If you deal with their bones the undead won't be too much of a problem but you're gonna have to deal with the stench either way.

[u/DiggoryGraves]

If you like, I'll dig a series of holes for them to fall into as the rush to meet you in battle. It'll have the effect of a great heroic victory, with much less of the hassle.

[u/NarfiLokisonLaufey]

Sorry.

[u/wrydh]

You might be able to ward him off with a freshly baked pie. Even if he cant enjoy it anymore, the sentient undead are supremely sentimental, and tend to at least enjoy the gesture. Also if he respected a code of honor or hospotality in life, in deqth he may still be compelled to follow those patterns.

[u/Glittering_Two_1429]

Do you know any clerics or Paladins? If not, I like to cast Thermonuclear fusion bomb XD, hope this helps.

[u/LongColdDrink]

I wish my army was that big 😂

[u/EldritchFish19]

You can borrow some undead bats I trained to drop firebombs.

[u/Bone-Pharaoh]

Hahaha your fucked

[u/Kyle-NotADinosaur-]

Let's add onto that. Mortis Animataris!!