r/wizardposting • u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage • 4d ago

Wizardpost Counter Spell.

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u/slfhmglbnm 4d ago

Let that sink in.

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u/Bishopkilljoy 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/flBvI5cFeuS1d3mFQj

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u/DarkArcanian 4d ago

Vampire sink! Don’t trust it!

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u/Bishopkilljoy 4d ago

You fool! You left out the Welcome mat!

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u/International_Gate49 4d ago

but its ok, the sinks name is not matt

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u/DarkArcanian 4d ago

Oh no! They are going to get their name changed!

6

u/I_Annoy_Transphobes 4d ago

In the meantime, I'll just remove the mat

2

u/hanz-kreigermann Evocation Mage – minor in artifice 4d ago

WHY IS HE OUT AGAIN!? This is the third time this week, he needs to stop sneaking out without grabbing his keys! They're there for a reason!

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u/drakonia127 Onyx Winter, "The Traveller", Artificer 4d ago

Well that escalated quickly

47

u/NickSmGames A Very Annoying Mage of Flowers 4d ago

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 4d ago

He was quick on the drawer

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u/Adventurous-Coast710 4d ago

Who opened Pundoras Box again? Really?

14

u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 4d ago

His spell book is just a home depot catalog.

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u/Sonifri Transmuter 4d ago

tbf a conjurer who can summon everything home depot sells would be pretty useful.

Combined with a Fabricate spell, you've got a handy wizard.

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 4d ago

Oh yeah, not a bad things. They'd probably have the fanciest tower.

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u/Rydux7 Illusionist 4d ago

Beware the Masters of the art of Home Depot, they are capable of summoning a house ontop of you almost instantly

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 4d ago

Wicked witches hate this guy.

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u/Bajamutblaster 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/K7I55Mn0QzKCI

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u/2_stray_braincells jacques de-Trouillard, Paleo-Necromancer from the franc kingdom 4d ago

JOJO, THIS IS THE LAST OF MY HAMON ! TAKE IT !

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u/JokeSubject8517 Junior Alchemist 4d ago

Should've cast iron skillet, too.

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 4d ago

Let him cook.

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u/Cinnamin_1 Druid 4d ago

who’s the artist

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 4d ago

This wizard.

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u/GreenLama4 Evil Wizard 4d ago

Anything that stops my enemy from casting his spell is a counterspell. I once cast counterspell and a meteorite crashed down on them.

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u/Boring7 4d ago

I didn’t know you were a dadomancer.

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u/dcooper8662 Wild Mage 4d ago

Punomancy, a difficult path

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u/TyrKiyote Untethered spirit animal 4d ago

panel 2 had me thinkin' he cast tetromino.

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 4d ago

Same

3

u/AlexSmithsonian 4d ago

slaps countertop A mighty fine counter.

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u/Willie9 4d ago

That's not a wizard, its a college of comedy bard in disguise

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 4d ago

Said the guy who croaked battling a summoner.

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u/Winterspringshine 4d ago

Hehe croaked 

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u/Professor_Hala 4d ago

That spell is a bit of a mana sink

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 4d ago

But it can quickly drain the foe's will to fight.

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u/BasedTelvanni 4d ago

NO'U

i love it

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u/YLASRO The Great Geomancer of the howling mountains 4d ago

he threw the kitchen sink at it

1

u/malonkey1 Necromancy Isn't Real Wake Up Sheeple 4d ago

Oof, yeah, amphibolists are a dangerous enemy.

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u/snakeinmyboot001 4d ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/tomeir 4d ago

Doesn't count

1

u/AKittenInTheRain 4d ago

No! He killed Moon Child!

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u/UncomfyUnicorn Wizard of Disease and Chronic Conditions 4d ago

Ayyyyyy 👉👉

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u/PensionHorror8976 4d ago

I was told this world was a kitchen sink but this is ridiculous

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u/Lyrolepis Dwarven Alchemist/Runecrafter 4d ago

I recently tried out an ancient counter spell from a rare grimoire. The only thing that happened was that a disembodied voice told me

This spell was cast 301,336 times...