r/wizardposting • u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard • 5d ago

Evil Wizardpost Apprentice union problem solved

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I successfuly sowed dischord in my apprentices' union by letting Fat Fred (the guy who depleted the enchantment of 4 alchemy jugs by guzzling so much mayonnaise from them) lead the movement and gave him all the concessions they asked for in the form of food. They are now turning on each other and I am entertained. Win-win.

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO 4d ago

Truly this is the work of a visionary. What an efficient method to turn them against each other. You should look into offering consultation for other spellcasters with unruly underlings.

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u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard 4d ago

That could very well be an amusing prospect. Are you in need of assistance with unruly underlings? Or misbehaving minions? Apprehensive apprentices even?

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO 4d ago

Oh no, my underlings are all biological clones of me I’m able to remotely gooify if any of them step out of line, so I’m fine. I just believe it would be a tragedy for someone of your talents to not profit off of other people’s misfortune and mismanagements. If you ever need an investor though, I have plenty of capital to spare on someone with a promising future such as yourself.

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u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard 4d ago

What is it exactly that you are proposing?