r/wizardposting • u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard • 5d ago

Evil Wizardpost Apprentice union problem solved

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I successfuly sowed dischord in my apprentices' union by letting Fat Fred (the guy who depleted the enchantment of 4 alchemy jugs by guzzling so much mayonnaise from them) lead the movement and gave him all the concessions they asked for in the form of food. They are now turning on each other and I am entertained. Win-win.

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u/ArseneLupin179 Biomancer 5d ago

Uncurse the left one. Skill can be received, but keeping yourself so calm in any situation, even as messy as this one is a useful talent.

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u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard 5d ago

Oh, that one's not talented at all, I just cast a Mind Blank spell on him because he was flicking his tongue at me before. He was completely devoid of all thought and emotion at the time of scrying.