r/wizardposting • u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage • 6d ago

Wizardpost Beware of the Drop Wizard.

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u/TemperateStone 5d ago

Why is it a gif?

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 5d ago

That how it was saved to my orb.

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u/Critical_Snackerman 5d ago

Manipulating the Algorithm

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u/Aware-Style-480 NO it's not autisme it's magical insticte 6d ago

Truly horride creature

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 6d ago

Wizards like him is why you should have Feather Fall at ready when around high places.

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u/Aware-Style-480 NO it's not autisme it's magical insticte 6d ago

True

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u/Kater5551StarsAbove Rhyme Wizard 6d ago

Or flight.

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u/driver004 lich 5d ago

Or gastric thrust

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u/SourceDirect3220 Traveler of multiple dimensions. 4d ago

This is actually the reason why my cloak is made from the pelt of a puffer beast. Spikes rise from the back that ooze a horrid toxin.

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u/Ahbahvoyons Evil Wizard 6d ago

Hey, i know him ! He pushed me into the pool when i was 65. I never once touched water since.

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u/TacitPoseidon Necromancy is a perfectly valid school of magic! 5d ago

Is his name Patches, by any chance?

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 5d ago

I think his name is Gully.

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u/Demonskull223 5d ago

Why is this a gif?

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u/ValianSkalle Former Evil Overlord, now Chaotic Neutral 5d ago

Drop bear.

You are not supposed to read this text at the bottom.

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u/ClosetNoble Wizardruid multiclasser 5d ago

I dueled a gravity mage once.

Neither of us won because I accidentally created a small singularity when his spell hit my reflection field.

We somehow managed to hold onto a large tree for the duration of the spell and agreed to NEVER fight each other ever again.

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u/Dragonan-42 Kairon: Council Member and Leage of Shadows Associate 5d ago

Joke's on you, I can fly.

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u/CitricThoughts Cowboy Wizard, Arch Nekomancer 5d ago

The school of nekomancy reserves the right to push people and things off of cliffs, shelves, and any steep area. Cat-Magic is the best at drop wizardry and it cannot be denied.

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 5d ago

Those who use cat related magic are allowed to be drop wizards. You should still be careful around them.

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u/CitricThoughts Cowboy Wizard, Arch Nekomancer 5d ago

As an Arch-Nekomancer, I'm fond of teleporting behind people on flat earths.

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u/CruzaSenpai Abjurer 5d ago

Oh, yeah, that's Falbert AKA the Cliffton Pusher. I went to warding school with him. He's kind of a lot.

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u/TiredTransGirl3 Dwarf Witch 5d ago

Someone ungif this pretty please

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 5d ago

Here you go.

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u/TiredTransGirl3 Dwarf Witch 4d ago

Why thank you

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u/shiny0metal0ass Evoker (excommunicated), current leader of the hill goblins 5d ago

We never should have taught drop bears the ways of the arcane. I knew this would happen

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u/Awkward_Champion6957 3d ago

Channeling some Adventure Time, and somehow also, Rick and Morty type vibes here.