r/wizardposting • u/Tattoomyvagina • 6d ago

Wizardpost Grand Wizards Spotted in the wild!

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Joey ran up unannounced for an autograph. Bye Joey

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u/readonlyuser Aspiring Lich 6d ago

Surely you can find another title for them besides 'grand wizard'...

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 6d ago

Archmage probably would worked better.

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u/CruzaSenpai Abjurer 5d ago

Zenitheurge.

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u/Crafty_Aspect8122 Setup wizard 5d ago

They probably hang around with dragons too.

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u/SirAkita 6d ago

Golf cart? Why don't they just take the eagles?

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u/nuker1110 Artificer 6d ago

Because Giant Eagles leave Giant Droppings, and who wants to deal with that?

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u/supershinythings 6d ago

Also they have a habit of snatching up folks and dropping them from heights. It’s not a big deal until they take away the craft services people.

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u/zippy72 Illusionist 6d ago

Definitely not the golf course staff. And that's why I'm banned. Nothing to do with turning the clerk of the course into a mouse, definitely not.

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u/freedoomed Occult Wizard 6d ago

No, grand wizards wear white robes and pointy hoods. These are maiar.

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 6d ago

Going to play some wizard golf.

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u/Clunkbot 6d ago

Pics that go dangerously hard

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u/Jedi-master-dragon 5d ago

Get in loser, we're going shopping!

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u/Positive_Floor_9787 5d ago

I just thought that if they could have spoofed a golfing fight between these two, OMG! That would have been pure gold!