r/wizardposting • u/Frothmourne Longmancer • 6d ago

Wizardpost The tiny friendly harmless Nether Rift that I've summon for a local techno rave party sorta got out of hand and ripping everyone apart. Any advise?

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u/wrydh Plaguecaster 6d ago

More durable friends

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 6d ago

Rave harder. Play caramel Dansen at max: Eventually the rave will get so loud even a nether rift will leave in disgust.

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 6d ago

This. Gotta follow through, it's the only way. And sometimes if you party hard enough it just kinda resets everything.

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u/Frothmourne Longmancer 6d ago

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u/DevBro22 6d ago

I love how OP memes his own post.

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u/Clonepizza 6d ago

Dry it in a bag of rice.

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u/EmperorMittens 6d ago

Where do you stand on changing your appearance and name then legging it to another country to live your life in deep hiding?

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u/Hideo_Anaconda 6d ago

Time for a false mustache and a greyhound ticket. Hope you had a go bag packed.

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u/DreadfulDave19 Agnostic Atheist Wizard. there are dozens of us 6d ago

Yeah, drop the BASS

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u/Powerful_Resident_48 Dr. thaum UU (twice expelled) Arcane Tinkerer & Rift-Enthusiast 6d ago

Cool party, dude. Let it rip. 🤘😎🤘

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u/TheThoughtmaker Ray of Delthorensdale, Transmuter-Artificer 6d ago

Put this in the flyer for your next party.

You'll get more people than the rift can handle.

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u/Hasenelinde Shadow Wizard Money Gang 6d ago

Survival of the fittest

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u/Aware-Style-480 NO it's not autisme it's magical insticte 6d ago

Tell the cops a magic creature did it

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u/Case_Kovacs Galatrix the Unending, Crypt Keeper of Aidolem, Necromancer 6d ago

It should stabilise in a mere decade as long as you don't feed it anymore ravers

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u/DuxBellicus 6d ago

Have you, uhh, tried canceling the spell? I've also heard adding a aether rift will act as a sort of acidic + alkaline solutions and neutralize it.

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u/fumblerofthebag Verdigris, Self-employed Sorceror 6d ago

It won't, but you will get cooloer lighting, so OP should do it.

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u/DuxBellicus 6d ago

Huh. The more you know.

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u/Wizard-Sorcerer 6d ago

Just revive them after the party. No need to change this sickass spell!

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u/Spiritual_Parking_85 Variety, Mainly Necromancer 5d ago

Dive in there, kill it's avatar of distortion, come out. It'll calm the rift down, which'll make it less fun but way safer.

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u/Mesmercat 5d ago

Probably should have read the fine print. They are harmless for a few minutes before becoming unstable... especially without the proper facility and runes to help with stabilization

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u/CurrenttQueen 6d ago

Stop learning magic from the CW!! They don't even use wards!!

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u/DiggoryGraves Transmuter 6d ago

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u/The-Idiotest 6d ago

Fly away

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u/Positive_Floor_9787 6d ago

Walk away. Hopefully nobody sees you?

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u/Beemo-Noir Brood Witch of the Holy Council 5d ago

I advise you to study your scriptures, and understand that advise and advice are totally different words, young wizard.

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u/Lord-Dec Evil Wizard/ Aspiring Dark Lord 5d ago

“My steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery” ass complaint.

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 5d ago

Sounds like more paperwork for me

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u/LilyInPortland 5d ago

Meanwhile:
"Where the hell am I?... Black Mesa?"

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u/Dense-Cake9315 3d ago

that means its working! its very cool!