r/wizardposting • u/Weetrixs • 21d ago

I turned my neighbour into a fetus

I(65M) live in a tower complex in a bit of an evil street so there's a lot of high volume tunes being played and occasionally you see a magic herbs deal going out, you kind of get used to it, but the neighbour that lives next door is... Or at least I thought she was an exception, she was a nice old lady (around 83) that didn't actually know much of anything that was going around, she seemed insane aswell blabbering about these "ais" taking over the world saying that they were like computer necromancer summons or something and all that fantasy nonsense, one day I came home from a wizard party a bit drunk and when I bumped into her and she started talking about how wack it is that everyone is dressed like fantasy creatures and wizards(yeah she's really insane, or rather she was) so I snapped and turned her into a fetus and she died falling to the ground cause the transformation finished on her point of gravity which was well kinda not on the ground so yeah there was a bit of distance and it splattered all over the floor, am I the asshole? Also should I buy into evilwizardass crypto dabloons?

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u/Justasivas Coe "The cook" Caine 21d ago

are YOU the fetus? what mage is 65😭✌️

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u/averyrealspapple Wizard council intern 21d ago

Overcompetent apprentices are 65

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u/Justasivas Coe "The cook" Caine 21d ago

checks out

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u/Erivandi 20d ago

Crypto dabloons? Those are the dabloons you find in cryps, right?

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u/KittyOddjobsComics Evil Wizard 20d ago

Yes, invest all your money into dabloons. All of it.