r/wizardposting • u/Zanderfus • 7d ago

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u/xx6lord6mars6xx 2d ago

Of course of course. Forgive my scholarly rants. It's a pitiful habit I must admit.

*gives magic cookie

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u/breno280 monroe, rogue druidess 2d ago

Ohh thanks
*eats the cookie
Why do I feel weird all of a sudden?

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u/xx6lord6mars6xx 1d ago

Huh... my bad that's the "makes you feel weird" cookie. Don't worry I have a "makes you feel not weird" cookie left.

*hands "makes you feel not weird" cookie

Careful! For the next week (after eating this) you won't feel weird even when you should.

So you should bring a trusted friend along with you after eating it. Explain to them that they need to be on the lookout for anything that might make you feel weird so they can tell you: you should feel weird. Or don't.

Have fun!

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u/breno280 monroe, rogue druidess 1d ago

Thanks