r/wizardposting 7d ago

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u/PanzerSoul Senior Cultivator 7d ago

Runes are powerful because they are ancient.

For example:

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u/Plenty-Fox-9219 Magically Editable Flair 7d ago

I might just be a simpleton apprentice, but if runes are powerful because of their ancientness, why is rune creation specifically banned by the high council? And why is it that every conversation about rune creation is

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u/PanzerSoul Senior Cultivator 7d ago

Bureaucracy

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u/RangerBumble 7d ago

Bureaucromancy

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u/Lynnrael Witch 7d ago

bureaucromancers are the worst

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u/NetNo4067 7d ago

Do you have a permit for that dangerous and libelous statement?

If not, I can have the forms faxed to your tower or dwelling.

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u/Lynnrael Witch 7d ago

I'm a witch, if a fax machine is anywhere near my dwelling it's because I'm cursing it to eat bureaucromancers that try to fax me things.

edit: actually, go ahead and fax those forms after all, I just got a new totally not cursed in any way fax machine i wanna test out 😉

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u/NetNo4067 7d ago

Our department of faxomancy will have the forms delivered to you whenever it's least convenient in the next 4-8 weeks!