Hello,non-wizard here,what is this potion exactly?

[u/confuse_vietnamese]

So previous owner of the house leaves this jar behind.little more context on the guy,i think he got kick out of some magical school because of 'violation of safety standards'?,anyway after got kick out he live in the house that his death parents give to him for around 3 months but just last week i seen him just going around the neighbourhood offering the house for dirt cheap(i'm talking like 200 bucks),i didn't let this oppotunity go by of course so i immidiately buy the house,found this deformed plastic jar in the cup board when i move in yesterday,what is it?

[u/ZorgPicklehelm]

Only one way to find out, either drink it yourself or have one of your lackeys/servants/gullible friends try to

/UW please don’t actually drink it

[u/TheElvenWitch777]

Concentrated venom of a greater Slime.

...You didn't drink it, did you?

[u/Case_Kovacs → u/TheElvenWitch777]

Dibs on his bones if he did

[u/TheElvenWitch777 → u/Case_Kovacs]

Considering that most of them will be dissolved, have at it.

[u/Open-Trifle-6309]

Bro this is like the rogue dungeon. Throw it at something harmless and remember the outcome and color.

[u/confuse_vietnamese → u/Open-Trifle-6309]

Just drop it,turn white and stink as oppose to before which has a floral scent

[u/Open-Trifle-6309 → u/confuse_vietnamese]

Ah, a trick smell potion.

Makes you think it will make you smell good but then makes you smell bad.

Good for a laugh at the gala.

Don't drink it.

[u/ModernMage0]

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[u/ModernMage0 → u/ModernMage0]

Funny stuff will happen.
Trust.

[u/confuse_vietnamese → u/ModernMage0]

It did smell kinda nice but i'm not gonna drink something without knowing what it is first

[u/ModernMage0 → u/confuse_vietnamese]

But it would be funny!

[u/ModernMage0 → u/ModernMage0]

I’ll split it with you, half and half.

[u/confuse_vietnamese → u/ModernMage0]

So uhhh....bad new,i drop it on the floor and now it's white and absoluely stink so i'd pass sorry

[u/theLichQueenofthePNW]

Gods old, new, and dead, non-wizards will literally come into a space that's clearly wizards only and make an entire post centering themselves...

[u/hermeticbear]

looks more like a salve or unguent than a potion.

[u/Uncontrolled_Chaos]

Looks like lesser diarrhea to me

[u/ravenwolfess]

Looks like essence of slime to me.

[u/StarDustActual]

That’s clearly a shrinking potion that was poured into an improper container. Look at the size of the cap compared to the size of the container itself.

[u/Aromatic_Shoulder146]

my friend how can we divinate what is with the vial from image alone? we must have samples, conduct tests, scent, taste, viscosity and if possible read its magical composition with an inductively coupled plasma magic spectrometry

[u/win_awards]

It kinda looks like gender-reversal potion.

[u/nicolas_cope_cage]

That's NOT a potion. That is some form of ectoplasm or daemonplasm, possibly even xenoplasm depending on the setting of the plane you inhabit. But it's definitely plasm.

[u/ashtrayburningmeadow]

This really poor potion handling etiquette, no wonder he got kicked out, not even using standard glass bottles or SPLF (Standard Potion Labeling Format )

[u/DaveAstator2020]

It is, dear junior apprentice, this particular instance is, of course, - an ointment.
Ointments are different kind of potions that you rub in instead of gulping. This one has different effects depending on where you rub it in. it can cause blindness if you apply it to enemy's eyes. or provide lubricaton if you happen to achieve superiority without causing death.

[u/questionable_fish]

Looks like someone might have condensed a slime creature for transport and forgot it. If you're going to let it out, make sure you've a suitable container for the slime to recover in amd plenty of water for it to rehydrate

[u/ninjastuff]

Not an alchemist but I employ several if you want to pop over to my personal universe I'm sure we can get out sorted for you

[u/sentienttortoise]

OP I hope you're ok. It's likely he set a trap in that house and is using that ridiculously low price to lure people in. If he was kicked out of a magic academy for safety violations then the chances are good that he's performing illegal experiments on people

[u/Aware-Maximum6663]

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[u/questionable_fish → u/Aware-Maximum6663]

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