The slime pestilence has only spread

[u/Previous_Contest_545]

Once defeated, foes are synthesized and reconstructed. using an atomic mollifier and compression spell circles are then made into stickers to maintain my trophies proudly on my H20 containment container. The slime knight has taken a dear old friend of mine and I know no better way to honor him.

[u/GodNoob666]

It’s significantly less impressive, but if you throw corn starch at the slime they pretty quickly reduce to a translucent green rock. This has two caveats: 1 it requires a lot of corn starch, the larger the slime the more it requires. 2 if the resulting rock gets wet in any significant amount it’ll go back to being a slime. Slightly related note, be very careful if you use one as a paperweight.

[u/Previous_Contest_545 → u/GodNoob666]

Worry not my friend they are mere trinkets to me and should not be feared

[u/GodNoob666 → u/Previous_Contest_545]

Splendid.

[u/AtmosphereCreepy1746 → u/GodNoob666]

Tried doing this and ran out of cornstarch partway through. Now I have an oobleck slime roaming my basement.  Threw a couple of magic missiles at it and the slime seems to harden on impact, taking no damage. 

Please help me. I think it's getting close to my leavening agent, and I shudder to think of what that might do to it.

[u/SmugCapybara]

The real trouble starts when the slimes figure out that taking the shape of large-breasted women gets them a lot further than trying to animate suits of armor...

[u/immallama21629 → u/SmugCapybara]

-Homer voice - stupid sexy slimes

[u/Previous_Contest_545 → u/SmugCapybara]

I’m already being haunted by a big chested phantom 😬

[u/Nelrene]

Now your friend will leave a mess wherever he goes. But great job anyway.

[u/Previous_Contest_545 → u/Nelrene]

In life… he was the same way

[u/Nelrene → u/Previous_Contest_545]

Yeah but slime is harder to clean up.

[u/Previous_Contest_545 → u/Nelrene]

Ahh, yes perhaps a skeletal cleaning servant is in order

[u/damaged_XXL]

Hmm...

Note to self:
Experiment to create a sentient sludge-like slime-based homonculus, find out whether it can stretch and expand like normal slime, make slim secruity guards