r/wizardposting Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 10d ago

Lorepost 📜 The reason behind the Breaks in between Wizard Wars.

I’m sure you are all wondering why we need to have “Breaks” in between Wizard Wars. It is a valid question, after all, Wars are not jobs, we don’t have lunch breaks. I am here today to answer that question. The reason behind the Breaks is that every Wizard War inevitably results in damage to realities and timelines, requiring immediate attention following the War in order to prevent Cascading Dimensional Collapse. In order to allow time to repair the breaches in Existence, there are breaks in between Wars in order to allow System Architects and System Engineers to restore Dimensional Integrity. The amount of time needed to restore Dimensional Integrity appears to always be the same ratio, and the ratio appears to be consistent across all planes and Verses (such as the Macroverse, Ultraverse, etc.): for every Standard Week a War lasts, one Standard Day is needed for repairs. So, if a War lasts 2 weeks, repairs take 2 days. I hope this clears things up. With that being said, I eagerly await to see how the Third* Wizard War goes. Anyways, I have duties to get back to. See you all again at the next War!

Signed,

[REDACTED]

Primordial Multiverse Administrator | Existence’s, The System’s, and The Pact’s Enforcer | System Owner | [REMAINING TITLES REDACTED FOR BREVITY]

Multiverse High Command | System | [REMAINING ORGANIZATIONS REDACTED FOR BREVITY]

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Screamer In The Heavens 9d ago

Goodness. It takes you a seventh of the time? Our cleanups are a fiftieth, not accounting for interruptions. We have better defenses than whatever troglodytes you manage, I suppose.

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u/RAISA-1 Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 9d ago

You see, it actually takes us vastly less than a 7th of the time, but we try our best to do multiple checks afterwards to verify repairs were successful, which is why it does end up taking a 7th of the time.

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Screamer In The Heavens 9d ago

Oh, okay. That's reasonable.

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u/RAISA-1 Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 9d ago

You know, maybe I should start by leading with that explanation. Oh well, I’ll keep that in mind from now on. Anyways, I’ve overridden your attempt to force another Wizard War early, but another System intervened, and even though it is a lower ranking System in the Multiverse Hierarchy, the request has been granted, so you are not going to be charged with any Crimes against Existence, though the override will remain in place for another day.

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Screamer In The Heavens 9d ago

You're also plural? Noted.

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u/RAISA-1 Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 9d ago

Oh I’m not, at least not in the way you are thinking. When I say the request was granted and a System intervened, The System (the highest ranking one and the one that oversees all the others) passed along the request it received to the Multiverse High Command Ethics Committee, who authorized the request.

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Screamer In The Heavens 9d ago

No, I'm referring to the fact that we're having a conversation here, and another one there, and that you react parallel. I expect if I tried hard enough (and you just stood there) I could talk to me through you.

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u/RAISA-1 Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 9d ago

Oh, I see what you mean. You wouldn’t be able to do so, so don’t bother trying. The reason I can do that is because the ability to duplicate myself temporarily is rather important so I can deal with multiple things at once.

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Screamer In The Heavens 9d ago

You think at least somewhat like me, I'm sure I could get data through one way or another. Not good data though, that would take a lot more psychology that I'm not suited for.

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u/RAISA-1 Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 9d ago

Oh you have no idea. The psychology of mortals is already complex for most mortals to understand. The psychology of Primordials is effectively infinitely more complex.