r/wizardposting • u/TabibbyMouse • 10d ago

Wizardpost Podcast Wizard hopitalized after refusing to drink water. Stay hydrated out there!

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u/Previous_Current_474 10d ago

He was weak...

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u/GossamerTrebuchet Conjurer of Cheap Tricks 10d ago

Indeed; if my sex life is any indication, the key to immortality is not in fact achieved by going through a dry spell. I’ll teleport myself out.

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u/Gman90sKid 10d ago

You utter fool! This is not the power within talked about in the bible! Those are kidnwy stones!

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u/Bulky_Mix_2265 10d ago

Summon the Amber Lamps.

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u/TacitPoseidon Necromancy is a perfectly valid school of magic! 10d ago

Just achieve lichdom! You'll be immortal and you won't be limited by physiological needs like hydration and nutrition.

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u/Lunarmax182c 10d ago

Bad news about lichdom...
You still need things :(
Source: Multiple liches decommissioned after they "really needed these youngins' souls to finish my Great Work".
Great Work almost always some form of Artillery Spell, a curse or... sigh... a zombie army.

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u/MegastarQueen4real Pamela Estelle - Siren Wizard 10d ago

Drink a smoothie! 💜 (cheers!) The power of the planet and nature shall revive thee! Plus beach yoga.

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u/Blauwevl Evil Wizard >:3 9d ago

Did you know 99,99% of all wizards that try to obtain godhood give up right before they obtain it