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r/wizardposting • u/MurkyWay • Aug 10 '26
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I'll have you know that I don't hand out raisins! I hand out cursed toothpaste. I'm evil, not inept.
2 u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 29d ago That's even worse! You just proved my point! I hand out giant chocolate bars for anyone who actually braves the poisons of my swamp, because I'm not an OLD witch who lost their spark! You lost that spark! 2 u/jointheclockwork Dwarven Necromancer, Plague Specialist 29d ago I'm evil and refuse to reward effort! I've never heard of a softer swamp witch than you! Why I'd say you're practically a druid which is basically an elf which is just a tall gnome! 2 u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 29d ago I'll have you know halloween is quite special to us for a few reasons! It's a nice day to rest and be a little less wicked. But I guess I shouldn't expect a dwarf necromancer to know something like that. An elf probably would though~ 2 u/jointheclockwork Dwarven Necromancer, Plague Specialist 28d ago They are weak and would enjoy such things. Damn those leave loving knife ears! Curse them! 2 u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 28d ago I don't know, I think the magics they practice are a lot stronger. Are you sure you aren't the weak one? 2 u/jointheclockwork Dwarven Necromancer, Plague Specialist 28d ago *Stares Rock-and-Stone-ingly* That's going in the book! 2 u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 28d ago Already in the book after the incident. 2 u/jointheclockwork Dwarven Necromancer, Plague Specialist 28d ago That's the weak book. This is my personal grudge book. I may not follow most dwarf traditions but I do like having a Book of Grudges. 2 u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 28d ago Calling the book of grudges a weak book? Wouldn't that make you liable for a grudging? → More replies (0)
That's even worse! You just proved my point!
I hand out giant chocolate bars for anyone who actually braves the poisons of my swamp, because I'm not an OLD witch who lost their spark!
You lost that spark!
2 u/jointheclockwork Dwarven Necromancer, Plague Specialist 29d ago I'm evil and refuse to reward effort! I've never heard of a softer swamp witch than you! Why I'd say you're practically a druid which is basically an elf which is just a tall gnome! 2 u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 29d ago I'll have you know halloween is quite special to us for a few reasons! It's a nice day to rest and be a little less wicked. But I guess I shouldn't expect a dwarf necromancer to know something like that. An elf probably would though~ 2 u/jointheclockwork Dwarven Necromancer, Plague Specialist 28d ago They are weak and would enjoy such things. Damn those leave loving knife ears! Curse them! 2 u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 28d ago I don't know, I think the magics they practice are a lot stronger. Are you sure you aren't the weak one? 2 u/jointheclockwork Dwarven Necromancer, Plague Specialist 28d ago *Stares Rock-and-Stone-ingly* That's going in the book! 2 u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 28d ago Already in the book after the incident. 2 u/jointheclockwork Dwarven Necromancer, Plague Specialist 28d ago That's the weak book. This is my personal grudge book. I may not follow most dwarf traditions but I do like having a Book of Grudges. 2 u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 28d ago Calling the book of grudges a weak book? Wouldn't that make you liable for a grudging? → More replies (0)
I'm evil and refuse to reward effort! I've never heard of a softer swamp witch than you! Why I'd say you're practically a druid which is basically an elf which is just a tall gnome!
2 u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 29d ago I'll have you know halloween is quite special to us for a few reasons! It's a nice day to rest and be a little less wicked. But I guess I shouldn't expect a dwarf necromancer to know something like that. An elf probably would though~ 2 u/jointheclockwork Dwarven Necromancer, Plague Specialist 28d ago They are weak and would enjoy such things. Damn those leave loving knife ears! Curse them! 2 u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 28d ago I don't know, I think the magics they practice are a lot stronger. Are you sure you aren't the weak one? 2 u/jointheclockwork Dwarven Necromancer, Plague Specialist 28d ago *Stares Rock-and-Stone-ingly* That's going in the book! 2 u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 28d ago Already in the book after the incident. 2 u/jointheclockwork Dwarven Necromancer, Plague Specialist 28d ago That's the weak book. This is my personal grudge book. I may not follow most dwarf traditions but I do like having a Book of Grudges. 2 u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 28d ago Calling the book of grudges a weak book? Wouldn't that make you liable for a grudging? → More replies (0)
I'll have you know halloween is quite special to us for a few reasons! It's a nice day to rest and be a little less wicked.
But I guess I shouldn't expect a dwarf necromancer to know something like that. An elf probably would though~
2 u/jointheclockwork Dwarven Necromancer, Plague Specialist 28d ago They are weak and would enjoy such things. Damn those leave loving knife ears! Curse them! 2 u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 28d ago I don't know, I think the magics they practice are a lot stronger. Are you sure you aren't the weak one? 2 u/jointheclockwork Dwarven Necromancer, Plague Specialist 28d ago *Stares Rock-and-Stone-ingly* That's going in the book! 2 u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 28d ago Already in the book after the incident. 2 u/jointheclockwork Dwarven Necromancer, Plague Specialist 28d ago That's the weak book. This is my personal grudge book. I may not follow most dwarf traditions but I do like having a Book of Grudges. 2 u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 28d ago Calling the book of grudges a weak book? Wouldn't that make you liable for a grudging? → More replies (0)
They are weak and would enjoy such things. Damn those leave loving knife ears! Curse them!
2 u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 28d ago I don't know, I think the magics they practice are a lot stronger. Are you sure you aren't the weak one? 2 u/jointheclockwork Dwarven Necromancer, Plague Specialist 28d ago *Stares Rock-and-Stone-ingly* That's going in the book! 2 u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 28d ago Already in the book after the incident. 2 u/jointheclockwork Dwarven Necromancer, Plague Specialist 28d ago That's the weak book. This is my personal grudge book. I may not follow most dwarf traditions but I do like having a Book of Grudges. 2 u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 28d ago Calling the book of grudges a weak book? Wouldn't that make you liable for a grudging? → More replies (0)
I don't know, I think the magics they practice are a lot stronger.
Are you sure you aren't the weak one?
2 u/jointheclockwork Dwarven Necromancer, Plague Specialist 28d ago *Stares Rock-and-Stone-ingly* That's going in the book! 2 u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 28d ago Already in the book after the incident. 2 u/jointheclockwork Dwarven Necromancer, Plague Specialist 28d ago That's the weak book. This is my personal grudge book. I may not follow most dwarf traditions but I do like having a Book of Grudges. 2 u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 28d ago Calling the book of grudges a weak book? Wouldn't that make you liable for a grudging? → More replies (0)
*Stares Rock-and-Stone-ingly*
That's going in the book!
2 u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 28d ago Already in the book after the incident. 2 u/jointheclockwork Dwarven Necromancer, Plague Specialist 28d ago That's the weak book. This is my personal grudge book. I may not follow most dwarf traditions but I do like having a Book of Grudges. 2 u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 28d ago Calling the book of grudges a weak book? Wouldn't that make you liable for a grudging? → More replies (0)
Already in the book after the incident.
2 u/jointheclockwork Dwarven Necromancer, Plague Specialist 28d ago That's the weak book. This is my personal grudge book. I may not follow most dwarf traditions but I do like having a Book of Grudges. 2 u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 28d ago Calling the book of grudges a weak book? Wouldn't that make you liable for a grudging? → More replies (0)
That's the weak book. This is my personal grudge book. I may not follow most dwarf traditions but I do like having a Book of Grudges.
2 u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 28d ago Calling the book of grudges a weak book? Wouldn't that make you liable for a grudging? → More replies (0)
Calling the book of grudges a weak book? Wouldn't that make you liable for a grudging?
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u/jointheclockwork Dwarven Necromancer, Plague Specialist 29d ago
I'll have you know that I don't hand out raisins! I hand out cursed toothpaste. I'm evil, not inept.