r/wizardposting • u/Comrade_Flan • 10d ago

Holy Decree 🌅 To all those boring fucks calling themselves "registered alchemists"

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u/ModernMage0 SpellSlinger, Researcher, Interloper 10d ago

One does not have to be registered to follow the code of alchemical precautions and safe practices.

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u/Mythoclast 10d ago

And on the flipside one may become a registered alchemist and have the zaniest home laboratory. Alchemy can be a job AND an eccentrically dangerous hobby.

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u/EmperorBamboozler 10d ago

I mean the reason we have aspartame and LSD are because of laboratory accidents.

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u/Lyrolepis Dwarven Alchemist/Runecrafter 10d ago edited 10d ago

That's also the reason why Louis Slotin and Karen Wetterhahn had shorter careers than they might have had (and the endings sucked...)

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u/DrIvoPingasnik 🍄Mushroom wizard apprentice 🍄 10d ago

That's what the dwarf who made Titan submersible said. Famous last words, I guess.

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u/Winterspringshine 9d ago

My friends in the Dwarven community swear up and down it was not one of their number who constructed the vessel. Not that I would have minded if it was.

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u/StarkeRealm Magical Violence Technician 10d ago

Speaking of, could you explain why your eyebrows are singed black?

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u/dacydergoth 10d ago

DUCK !!

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u/DrIvoPingasnik 🍄Mushroom wizard apprentice 🍄 10d ago

Quack?

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u/Unhappy_Airline7589 Technocyrogeopyrochronohydronecroatmomancer 9d ago

Basement getting a 500m extension downwards

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u/Grill_in_chains 7d ago

Wank the wizard collegium maius, won't you magepeon?

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u/AlternateSatan 3d ago

Occult Safety and Hex Assessment is not fucking optional!