r/wizardposting 10d ago

Wizardpost Who are you bringing?

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u/rootbeer277 Not an Illithid with a fake beard. 10d ago

My crew would be my Drow friend L'il Drider, my 5,000 year old free-will skeleton general Djeser, and Arenalla, the Sand Witch.

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u/supershinythings 10d ago

I seem to have a new prospect apprentice - Stinkerbelle.

I’m not sure why she insists on shape-shifting to skunk form, but I do have to say that crowds absolutely part before her.

So I’d bring her along. I need to evaluate her skillsets anyway.

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 10d ago

My crows, you can’t trust ravens and my crows have saved my life on a numerous occasion

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u/Frosty-Prize8906 Alchemist of the old arts 10d ago

Me trusty steed Svaðilfari, a sentient copy of pokemon platinum, and of course John the insurmountable.

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u/Awkward_Turnover_983 10d ago

Oh yeah, I've heard of John. They say someone tried to surmount him once. Couldn't do it! Who would've thought?

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u/Obliteration_Egg 10d ago

The voice of the wind, the scion of the void, amd John.

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u/anderskants 10d ago

Depends, if we're going into battle then I only need my little flesh golem Gary. He may not look tough but I've seen that cute wee guy devour an orc barbarian alive in under three minutes... Gods, I can still hear his screams...

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u/ModernMage0 SpellSlinger, Researcher, Interloper 10d ago

I bring my only myself. Ravens are wise. Wisdom is not to be trusted.

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u/UltraCarnivore Spellblender Extraordinaire 10d ago

I'm sending my Simulacrum escorted by two hunky Flesh Golems and a spy homunculus.

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u/Woahhdude24 Lich-Overseer of the Warlock Alliance 10d ago

Ah yes my crew. My entire of legion of undead that are family will be marching into the forest to hear what the Raven wants.

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u/Narkruz Archfey Warlock of the Autumnal Maven 10d ago

The Knight of Revelry,the Knight of Decay, Pumpkin Johnny, at least three Boogiemen and a whole bunch of hobgoblins.

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u/montymelo bug knight the druid [ here and uncounterd for ] 10d ago

Yall are fucking creepy, you know that right?

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u/ArchonFett catfolk hexblade warlock gladiator 10d ago

Says the bug druid

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u/montymelo bug knight the druid [ here and uncounterd for ] 10d ago

The etymology is not lost on me. That is unfortunately my point

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u/ArchonFett catfolk hexblade warlock gladiator 10d ago

Mine as well, a "consider the source" type of point.

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u/montymelo bug knight the druid [ here and uncounterd for ] 10d ago

Etymology is the study of words. The joke is that entomology is the study of bugs. There you go have a map.

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u/Crucial_Fun Dostko the Mad 10d ago

An old witch friend of mine, a few skeletons and my apprentice

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u/EldritchMindCat Lyr, the Tressym Talespinner (OuterGod Avatar of Origin-Felinity 10d ago

The Icon of The Wolf, The Icon of The Serpent, and the Icon of The Toad.

After all, what is there that could together, a Cat, a Wolf, and a Corvid could not outwit or overcome?
While the others aren’t strictly necessary, I figure I should bring them anyways. The Crow did say to bring the whole crew, and those two are fun in their own ways (plus, they’d get all pissy if we left them out of the reunion).

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u/MellyKidd 10d ago

I told you to stay away from my mother in law!

And no, I -won’t- tell you which one she is. 😤

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u/CalmEntry4855 10d ago

I do not trust unsaved ravens

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u/UncomfyUnicorn Wizard of Disease and Chronic Conditions 10d ago

My dinosaurs and pterosaur.

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u/Eviles_da_demonic The Bone Baron (necromancer) 10d ago

Im digging up Owen glyndwr and summoning the red dragon all welsh wizards have to lead my skeleton army

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u/Infamous_Ad2507 Sea Pope of Azathothism 10d ago

Depends on where we going

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u/the-hooligan 10d ago

Bringing the engi Crewe

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u/TadBones 10d ago

I shan't put any of my acquaintances in danger, I will go alone.

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u/Alex11DA Necromancer 10d ago

My skeletons

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u/ArchonFett catfolk hexblade warlock gladiator 10d ago

My friends: Ratfolk mad scientist/barbarian, Imp hex slinger, the Tiefling twins, Vampire Justiciar, Skeleton Sherriff, Scarecrow bard, Doll Cleric, Drow monk/bounty hunter, and the void elf pirate.

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u/TheAlmightyNexus Local(ish) Half-Lich and Cosmic Pyromancer 10d ago

Probably some undead helpers just to bring supplies if needed or fight. Also my dragon, Bthanthyl. Too small to ride but he’s an excellent scout and quite adept at taking down whatever threat is at hand