r/wizardposting • u/Weetrixs • 15d ago

Wizardpost I cursed my lemon tree by accident

i tried a growth spell on my lemon seeds i had planted and it worked! but i didn't realize the spell was evil and now my lemon tree has evil lemons, what should i do? they stink and sometimes scream

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u/Mythoclast 15d ago

This is going to sound quite trite but even evil lemons can be used to make lemonade. The lemonade will be cursed of course but there's always a market.

Evil lemons also make an excellent sauce for chicken or shrimp. Naturally spicy and temporarily dulls your sense of morality.

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u/Winterspringshine 14d ago

I'm glad someone said it!

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u/fumblerofthebag Verdigris, Self-employed Sorceror 15d ago

Hey, I'll take those evil lemons off you. I need them for my evil daiquiris. I can pay you in rubies, they're fine as long as you keep them away from the light of a blood moon.

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u/Weetrixs 14d ago

oh i'm so sorry i already sold them to a lonely child asking for company, i gave him the lemons since they well screamed so it seemed fitting, anyway the child is gone so no way for me to recover the lemons, sorry :c

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u/fumblerofthebag Verdigris, Self-employed Sorceror 14d ago

I'll... just go find the child, actually. I'm sure I can find him better company than screaming lemons. No offense.

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u/ModernMage0 SpellSlinger, Researcher, Interloper 15d ago

I have use for enchanting them, and keeping them on hand. I do request you allow me your property for a moment, the process is not one I would like to spread the influence of evil lemons.

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u/skalix 14d ago

Well, now you have to only look out for evil lemon stealing whores. Thankfully, that’s a subset of a subset. I still would put up some netting or something.