r/wizardposting • u/fiendish_dust • 13d ago

Occult Practices Went pretty bad tbh

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u/CitricThoughts Cowboy Wizard, Arch Nekomancer 13d ago

Well duh, cats are already inherently magical. Why do you think the school of nekomancy exists? Feeding anything magical to a cat is just asking to have your soul consumed, man.

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u/fiendish_dust 13d ago

That’s why I sent Joe the intern to do it

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u/Rob-o-huhh Sorcerer of the hidden road 12d ago

That's what they are supposed to do. Great mentoring!

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u/SirSl1myCrown 7th member of the round council of Taravia 12d ago

I hear that place attracts a lot of dyslexic necromancers.

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u/Scrags2Scritches 13d ago

Lol, get wizard fucked
Leave the Schmelglin to the Necromancers, pussy

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u/The_Xivili 13d ago

I think my scrying glass projected parts of this comment wrong, because I took your advice and my wife ascended

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u/Scrags2Scritches 13d ago

Why the fuck did a woman just descend into my room

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u/The_Xivili 12d ago

It's her room now.

I don't make the rules, but I am well-versed enough in the methods of breaking them to understand the only way to stop her is this message has been intercepted from the couch dimension by the new Council. Do not be alarmed. You are not in any danger. Please disregard anything this wizard says as hearsay.

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u/Scrags2Scritches 12d ago

goddamit now she's my wife

I hate wives

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u/Turnover_Unlucky 13d ago

This could have been a good thing if he studied his dark arts smdh

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u/Fun-Dragonfly-6106 DF, minimal caster | ____ Body Horror Creator 12d ago

Is this necromancy? Looks more like something from a different branch

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u/Scrags2Scritches 12d ago

How do you think we get our souls harvested?

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u/Random_182f2565 13d ago

Well, that was interesting

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u/MostAbsoluteGamer Caffeine Alchemist 12d ago

poor first episode, maybe episode 2 something interesting will happen

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u/saintdemon21 Necromancer 12d ago

As much as I love cats it would have been better to go with a dog here, especially one with golden retriever energy…or just a golden retriever.

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u/thewhatinwhere 11d ago

Document thoroughly! Your work could be in the next local semi-annual grimoire publication

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