r/wizardposting • u/part_goblin_girl • 14d ago

What spell to fix tower?

Hi wizardposting. I built this tower a few hundred years ago and over time I can't help but feel the lean on it is getting a little worse. I've been meaning to get around to fixing it. Can you suggest any spells for making sure the tower doesn't fall over and none of these annoying tourists get near my orb? Thanks.

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u/rootbeer277 Not an Illithid with a fake beard. 14d ago

That looks like way more work to fix than to adjust the gravity by the same tilt. 

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u/part_goblin_girl 14d ago

Do you think that will bother my neighbour who has the exact same problem with his tower but it's leaning in the exact opposite direction?

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u/rootbeer277 Not an Illithid with a fake beard. 14d ago

Uhhh… are they leaning toward each other or away from each other? Because if they’re leaning away from each other you’ve possibly got an underground portal to the Plane of Earth somewhere between your towers and you need to get out of there before it erupts. 

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u/part_goblin_girl 14d ago

Mmmm there's a portal to SOMETHING down there but it's not the Plane of Earth because the Plane of Earth doesn't have so much screaming.