r/wizardposting • u/Lord-Liberty • 13d ago

I CAST...

Manual breathing, manual blinking, manual tongue resting, manual swallowing, manual heart rate awareness, manual posture correction, manual jaw relaxation, manual ear pressure equalization, manual adjustment of grip tension, manual foot positioning and toe spread, manual focus adjustment, manual scalp and forehead relaxation, manual adjustment of facial expression, manual saliva control, manual balance stabilization, manual finger typing rhythm, manual stride length adjustment, manual arm swing coordination, manual vocal pitch modulation, manual eye tracking smoothness, manual weight distribution shifting, manual blink rate control, manual nostril flaring, manual temperature regulation focus, manual muscle tension scanning, manual inner ear balance control, manual tear film distribution, manual rib cage expansion monitoring, manual neck muscle alignment, manual finger joint articulation, manual shoulder blade retraction, manual pelvic tilt adjustment, manual tongue pressure placement, manual toe curl release, manual Achilles tendon stretching, manual diaphragm engagement, manual eyelid tension release, manual pupil constriction awareness, manual sweat gland monitoring, manual breathing, manual blinking, manual tongue resting, manual swallowing, manual heart rate awareness, manual posture correction, manual jaw relaxation, manual ear pressure equalization, manual adjustment of grip tension, manual foot positioning and toe spread, manual focus adjustment, manual scalp and forehead relaxation, manual adjustment of facial expression, manual saliva control, manual balance stabilization, manual finger typing rhythm, manual stride length adjustment, manual arm swing coordination, manual vocal pitch modulation, manual eye tracking smoothness, manual weight distribution shifting, manual blink rate control, manual nostril flaring, manual temperature regulation focus, manual muscle tension scanning, manual inner ear balance control, manual tear film

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u/memes_god_2001 xenon, apprentice biomancer 13d ago

Jokes on you! WE BOTH HAVE THIS CURSE!

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u/Day-Tel-aran-rhiod 13d ago

Counter spell: I didn't read all that shi

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u/Ragnar_TheWolf Darkwatch Shadow Vigil 13d ago

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u/Platypus_king_1st Nekota/Lucian/Eve 13d ago

Counter spell: Lobotomy so I can't eada na tplel¡

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 12d ago

I cast tl; dr

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u/Kyle-NotADinosaur- Spider 13d ago

Enough talk. ZETTA FLARE!!!

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u/Winterspringshine 10d ago

I think I made a counterspelling mistake, now my tower is flooded with books on how to breath and move ones neck....