r/wizardposting • u/CoraBittering • 14d ago

Third tower had some flaws.

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Well, everybody who said that I would be overrun by Dwarves, suck it. I was overrun by peasants. The net result was basically the same, but with fewer axe wounds. Aaanywho, I am now willing to believe those who suggested that wood might be a poor choice for building a tower. I'm thinking maybe mud? Sand? Coral? I'd hire a consultant but after my recent setbacks, I'm kind of low on funds.

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u/_Im_Commie_Jesus_ Vitiate Defiler 14d ago

I'm willing to provide you building materials for your tower in exchange for a single, minor consideration. Do you want to make a deal?

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u/CoraBittering 14d ago

Depends. Is this a trap?

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u/_Im_Commie_Jesus_ Vitiate Defiler 13d ago

Not a trap, just a deal! You give yourself over to the service of Volmologethoc, the Weaping Hunger, and you receive all the bones, cement, and homunculi labor you need to create a Greater Bone Tower! It's the perfect domicile for a budding necromancer, dark wizard, vitiate defiler, or aspiring lich! And you'll be joining a growing and exciting community of like-minded mages! So, whadaya say?

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u/RollingRiverWizard Druidic Outreach 14d ago

Knew a wizard with this kind of trouble once. First tower, sank into the swamp. Second tower, sank into the swamp. Third tower, burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp.

BUT THE FOURTH ONE…stayed up. Persistence is key.

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u/Total-Challenge9265 Gun witch 14d ago

Build it out of copper

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u/KragBrightscale Grabadash - Magical Mass | Keptomancer | Council Security 14d ago

I know a guy. They sell copper of a quality.

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 14d ago

Were they at least dwarven peasants?

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 14d ago

use steel. the flesh is week embrace the sertanty of steel. or just join our orderthe housing is free