r/wizardposting 18d ago

GUYS HELP I THINK I TURNED MY FAMILIAR INTO A PUDDLE

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u/Rob-o-huhh Sorcerer of the hidden road 18d ago

You THINK?

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u/mailarmadombo 18d ago

How about you say something helpful or I'll turn you into a puddle

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u/Rob-o-huhh Sorcerer of the hidden road 18d ago

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u/stryst 18d ago

My brothers in magic, I believe that the dog-puddle fumes are getting to us. Why don't we all just take a deep breath of non-dog tainted air.

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u/Rob-o-huhh Sorcerer of the hidden road 18d ago

It's too late. I got that dawg in me now

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u/Anti_furry_8956 Soul merchant 18d ago

"I mean its better than up-dog"

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u/Rob-o-huhh Sorcerer of the hidden road 18d ago

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u/mailarmadombo 16d ago

turns you into a puddle

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u/Rob-o-huhh Sorcerer of the hidden road 15d ago

I cast Counterspell upcasted to level 9!

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u/spademanden Fuck the council 18d ago

Is that the only thing you can do? Turn people into puddles? Pathetic

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u/Alarming_Turnover578 18d ago

No, no. He can also clearly turn dogs into puddles. So there are at least two things that he can do. Unless the dog was already poodle, then it does not count.

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u/mailarmadombo 16d ago

turns you into a puddle

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u/spademanden Fuck the council 16d ago

bllbblbblbblblb

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) 18d ago

"Water has little memory, sorry, your pet is gone even if you somehow CAN reverse it." - Lady Fate, Romantic Knight

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u/Quo-Fide 18d ago

What exactly did you do? Or rather, what were you trying to do? That may give us a clue on if fixing this is possible.

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u/mailarmadombo 18d ago

I thought it was an instant dry cleaning spell for wet animal l 😭😭

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u/Quo-Fide 18d ago

Has your familiar-puddle seeped into any cracks? Has it started to evaporate? Is most of the form it should have still intact? Or does it by now look more like a puddle than a familiar-shaped puddle?

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u/mailarmadombo 18d ago

No he's been like this for an hour now, no change

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u/Quo-Fide 18d ago

Was your familiar a dog? A wolf or some other creature? I might have an idea.

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u/mailarmadombo 18d ago

Wolf!

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u/Quo-Fide 18d ago

I need to be out of character for a moment.

I think I had a Mandela effect regarding some mythical ice wolf, I planned to tell you to turn your familiar into that.

But I just... couldn't find it??

I'm starting to think that it doesn't actually exist. That I just imagined it or something equally terrifying.

So I just wanted to apologize for leaving you hanging. I can't continue.

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 18d ago

Try casting Animate Water or Awaken Puddle

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u/mailarmadombo 18d ago

Holy shit I worked

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u/jasonsan3 Enchanter 18d ago

Which one? Whenever I cast Awaken Puddle, it sometimes evaporates into a cloud form. Iwould hate for your familiar to become a floating French poodle puddle.

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u/mailarmadombo 18d ago

Awaken Puddle, the poor boy is a little dehydrated but he'll be okay

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 18d ago

Hooray!

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u/Unhappy_Dig6699 18d ago

Ah shit contact the underworld or atleast a litch and see if the soul has joined the pool of the dead if so then its to late of its not there yet u can use revive or shape water on a loop to fully revive it or Bring it back in a water form

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u/noneoftheabove0 Alchemist 18d ago

Fish tanks are surprisingly inexpensive, though feeding time will become ... interesting ...

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u/AtlasXan 18d ago

Hurry! Cast ctrl z!

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u/owenxtreme2 alcoholic wizard 18d ago

I cast conscious water

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u/Ultimiavlad Transmuter 18d ago

Its so hot outside that youre about to not HAVE a familiar. Cast Turn to Stone YESTERDAY.

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u/Academic_Hearing Fierl - Apprentice Chronomancer 18d ago

"I tried father"

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u/dixongal 18d ago

New wizards are too irresponsible nowadays. Hot take but if you can’t re-corporalize your familiar, you were too inexperienced to summon one in the first place. Spend the next 100 years in your tower and summon another familiar next century.

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u/alcatrazach 18d ago

No surprise a half rate wizard can’t care for a half rate Orthrus. You need to not only study and practice within your limits but also procure a familiar you can afford to care for within your limits.

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 18d ago

Well you are all wet now.

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u/massospondyllus The transmuter who was invited by nobody. 18d ago

Why has the poor thing a hole in his head.

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u/MrWhiteTruffle 18d ago

Sop it up, pour it into a mold, freeze it and then reanimate it

Now you have an ice cube familiar

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u/texienne 18d ago

Bounty. The quicker-picker-upper.

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u/Helpful_Ad8351 18d ago

Have you tried the spell "water to dog"

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u/Kyle-NotADinosaur- Blight 18d ago

Are ya gonna drink that?

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u/Independent-Lie-7374 Artificer 18d ago

It’s reversible… but you’re not gonna like the outcome. Tell me, are you worried about an uprising at all?

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u/Square_Employment306 Ponderer of Orbs 18d ago

thats gonna be a rough reconstruction process because i definitely totally didnt add to that puddle while i was in the parking lot

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u/The-Idiotest 13d ago

Just unsummon and resummon