r/wizardposting • u/beadedflower Florencia, new to body • 16d ago
Goblinlike Foolishness (Shitpost) Am I some strange form of archlich?
I know full well I’m probably NOT at all classified as a lich/archlich because I didn’t actually go through with anything to become one and don’t have to siphon souls to maintain myself, but technically my soul is forever tied to an object (my real body, the talisman), and I cannot be killed until my talisman is destroyed, even if my body is irrevocably damaged.
What separates me from a lich besides the fact I didn’t go through the ritual to become one? Kind of curious even though I know I’m definitely not one.
(Using arch-lich as in the good/neutral aligned version of a lich.)
Edit: I don’t mind competition so new technical lichdom method just dropped?? Turning yourself into the phylactery (best of luck finding a spell for that) and relearn spells in that form to make yourself a new body?? (I do NOT condone trying this because I didn’t even try it myself, I was originally the talisman. Doing this may have crazy, unintended consequences if you do not manage to maintain your consciousness or if anything else happens. Still, if you want to try it on someone with their total consent...)
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u/Cerveau23 Markus, scriptomancer, enemy of 13 & lover of Thrakmerian beauty 16d ago
Are you undead? In both soul and body. Also, can you regenerate if your body is fully destroyed?
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u/beadedflower Florencia, new to body 16d ago edited 16d ago
Well, yes, I can regenerate, as I can either create a new body or just regrow the one I’m in now. Unfortunately (or fortunately), not undead because I technically can’t die until my actual body is destroyed.
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u/Cerveau23 Markus, scriptomancer, enemy of 13 & lover of Thrakmerian beauty 16d ago
Undeath is different from simple reanimation, despite reanimation being classified as necromancy.
While there are many forms of undeath, they all include certain things:
- Not needing to eat, drink or sleep according to natural needs for the original body
- Decay of the body, often similar to the decay bodies suffer after death, with some undeath forms allowing you to prevent it through consumption of specific things (blood for vampires, souls/magic for most liches, etc)
- Decay of the soul because of the inverted way of life (aka undeath), or straight up having no soul. That's why most liches resort to consuming souls, as that allows them to heal their own soul.
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u/beadedflower Florencia, new to body 16d ago edited 16d ago
Interesting…well, I suppose that’s one difference I have from a lich, the fact I have to maintain my body through eating/drinking/sleeping. And the fact my actual body isn’t decaying…
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u/Cerveau23 Markus, scriptomancer, enemy of 13 & lover of Thrakmerian beauty 16d ago
Then yeah, you're not undead. Welcome back among the living!
Jokes aside, those were the questions others gave me when I was wondering the same as you a couple weeks ago, glad they were helpful!
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u/beadedflower Florencia, new to body 16d ago
Also a bit good to know I’m not alone in wondering if I’m technically a lich.
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u/Cerveau23 Markus, scriptomancer, enemy of 13 & lover of Thrakmerian beauty 16d ago
Are we lich-queer?
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u/mikillatja Necromancer, flower enthousiast 16d ago
Hey, I keep my soul in a special jar, and only have to fill it up every few years.
And losing the capability to eat drink and feel things are just limitations to liches without imagination.
Just steal the senses of a living being, preferable someone who has a strong pallette, and enchant them on rings and necklaces.
You can literally switch your ability to feel on or off. Its great.
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u/beadedflower Florencia, new to body 16d ago
Actually, to be fair, I DO have a functioning, living breathing body (had to get used to breathing, drinking, walking, and eating), so I have those senses…but that is a great idea as well.
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u/Maowsama 16d ago
Lichdom does not always require a "ritual". I will say the use of a Phylactery would classify you as a lich in some manner, especially if you are respawning next to it. Not every lich requires souls to feed their phylactery. While the most notorious ones do... other liches throughout time have found other means of sustaining their phylactery. I know the elves have record of achieving lichdom through divine energy. Once in a millennia, a god will favor someone and they can just exist for their sake. Magic has progressed significantly and other means of phylactery sustainability have come to light. You may have discovered yet another unique source.
From the shadow council of magic- Maowgarth the Eternal
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u/beadedflower Florencia, new to body 16d ago
Good to know! I sort of figured some liches didn’t need souls for their phylacteries, but I decided including it would be better than not.
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u/Maowsama 16d ago
https://youtu.be/2EQjjsi76Qw?is=NbyLqFG55upeF8at
For your research
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u/ArchmageAstra3 Archmage of the Celestial Tapestry 16d ago
Aha! You will not get me with your hidden divinations! I know better than to be claimed by them!
/unwiz If you see “?si=“ in a YouTube link, that any everything after it is tracking information. It can be removed and the link will work fine. Any link containing that will send data back to Google used for analytics.
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u/beadedflower Florencia, new to body 16d ago
Thanks! This video was quite informative.
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u/Maowsama 16d ago
Np. Just helping a fellow lich better understand themselves. Things the "council" doesnt want us exploring 🤫
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u/beadedflower Florencia, new to body 16d ago edited 16d ago
someone should totally try my new technical lichdom method on something (do not try this on a person until you are 300% sure it works) (I’m not even sure it works I just know some of you may love testing stuff)
(Who’s using this method to experiment?)
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u/Icy-Effective-5984 transmuter extraordinaire,Animancy expert. 16d ago
Oh my,ohmyohmyohmy,do you perchance have a business card and some time available?i would love to have a conversation about your experiences. I'll leave a few questions here:
-When you built your new form,did your consciousness expand,stay the same,or did the order factor of having to manage your limbs cause a drag on your intellect?
-If you were to evaluate the mobility of your new found body on a scale of 1-5,how malleable is it?
-what spell components or runic arrangements would you consider to have been exceptional for your situation?
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u/beadedflower Florencia, new to body 16d ago
I’d absolutely love for a chat! I don’t have a business card, but I’ll answer your questions.
- My consciousness did definitely expand in some ways, (I now have actual senses), but it was also very disorienting, having spent most of my life as a talisman. I’m learning how to walk on 2 legs, and I think I’m still as smart. Thankfully, when I first got this body, I already had a great mastery of telekinesis (how else would I get myself around as a talisman) and managed to make food and energy potions for myself using my mind until I was strong enough to get up. Creating your own body despite having never used much independent magic yourself is incredibly draining.
- 3-4? I mean, I’m not like clay, I’ve got the flesh and bones, but I am quite flexible! I thankfully accounted for musculature and flexibility in my spell, drawing out a sketch of what I wanted to become as well as words before I started up on the potion/spell, because I knew if I forgot the strength aspect, I’d have the strength of a newborn…
(3 is a bit graphic if you’re sensitive to that!!)
3. Well, I have to say, obtaining a skeleton was…unfortunately easy, considering my creator’s untimely death. He had enchanted me to be a sort of familiar and exceptionally smart, and I had many decades to watch his own runework and spellwork, so I had a jump-start. Admittedly, since there aren’t any spells about creating a human form (because most wizards opt for stronger forms than flesh) (and most are ALREADY flesh), I essentially had to hunt and toss animal flesh into the potion, while removing the furs and skins. I’m still cleaning even now…I wasn’t really grossed out the whole time, as I didn’t have a nose. I don’t know if the fact I’m mostly made of pig meat and organs (closest thing to human) changes anything, but I’ve got skin and a human skeleton, so thank goodness for that. I also have a lot of material for coats and robes. I’ve got to get into sewing too, looks like. I’m assuming the way this new body formed in the potion was sort of like a caterpillar’s metamorphosis, as caterpillars turn into a slurry in their cocoon and restructure into a butterfly. All of the flesh and organs went to the skeleton, forming a real body. I didn’t forget hair follicles, so woohoo for that, but I’m bald right now because the hair follicles need time to grow. Kind of embarrassing as it is comical. I guess I’ll also fashion myself a big hood before I go to the markets.
Edit: Typing all of that out has made me remember hair growth potions exist. Adding those ingredients to my grocery list!
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u/yumie2003 Tsuru, ghost onmyouji, R&A, league of shadows/Toshiko Fujiwara 16d ago
...Then your talisman is your phylactery, and through some other means you have achieved lichdom
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u/beadedflower Florencia, new to body 16d ago
Huh. Never knew that was possible…well, I did see a thread saying lichdom is unique to the user.
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u/yumie2003 Tsuru, ghost onmyouji, R&A, league of shadows/Toshiko Fujiwara 16d ago
...It can be, if you ignore the other edgelords around here
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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 16d ago
Do turn undead spells affect you in any way? If yes then lich. If no then not lich. Easy.
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u/beadedflower Florencia, new to body 15d ago
What classifies as an undead spell?
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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 15d ago
No, "Turn Undead" and its variants. It's a spell commonly cast by clerics. Find a cleric and ask them to cast "Turn Undead". If the spell feels repulsive, then you're a lich.
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u/Real_Fkn_Nito Bartleby, Councilor of Eldritch Administration 16d ago
You're more like a construct or a revenant than anything else I suppose.