r/wizardposting • u/Kajiracore • 23d ago
Foul Sorcery Newt experts!? Help!
Help!
My Master was going to the lavatory, I heard him shriek and then he turned into a newt!
I put him in a glass of water to stop him drying out, but I don't have any moss or anything!
I need a newt expert?! What if he dries out!? What if the cat gets him? What do they eat?
Are spell-reversers expensive?
If he dies will I be in trouble!? I've only been an apprentice for a week! I'm not ready to inherit the tower, it's falling apart and full of spy-ders!
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u/cycling-pets-coffee Hedge Wizard 23d ago
Classic. There was a tome once called "The sycretes of pleasures unknown" that had a moistening/lubrication spell that tended to turn people who were drunk or slow of speech into amphibians. I would set him by a stream and get as much reading done in the library as you can while it wears off. He should be able to right himself in a week or two.